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Walks into the garage wearing nothing but a top hat and a monocle. . .

Posted by ncpmb (aka pmb) Jan 16 '16, 21:53

Surveys the fleet of cars. It's the tesla tonight. Electric motor. No sound. Drives to Mel's and meets Jeeves at the corner where he's been running the surveillance team. Confirms Mel is inside. Calls for the laser mounted on the roof of a nearby high rise to cut precise ncpmb shaped holes from the roof down to Mel's bedroom. Lifted by crane precisely above the now perfectly shaped entry way. Drops. Assumes the ncpmb shape and falls through landing on Mel's bed. Waves to diva. Tackles Mel. Does stuff. Stands up to find Jeeves waiting with my robe and slippers. Puts them on. Asks Jeeves to pour the champagne for the Mel/Deevs and walks out

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And without the slightest scuff to an exquisitely polished shoe or slightest wrinkle to the black tie dress. -- nm* - ReluctantCynic Jan 16, 22:32
Now that's a happy birthday -- nm - Beryllium Jan 16, 21:59 1
- (oh, I see RC is also rising…to the challenge) -- nm - Beryllium Jan 16, 22:00
Hee -- nm - jaxSean Jan 16, 21:58

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Walks into the garage wearing nothing but a top hat and a monocle. . .

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