Things Tim should do to save his car, maybe his life...
Posted by
zeitgeist
Jan 29 '16, 16:00
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Go to a health food store, hippy supply, native American shop and buy a smudge stick. Light it and walk around the car waving the smoke up and down, use a feather to brush it towards the car.
Get a tin of snuff tobacco, whenever you escape a death defying near disaster, take a pinch and throw it out the window as a thanks for your deliverance.
Get a match box car similar to what you drive, bury it in the back yard
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