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In response to
"my world is so surreal today."
by
Andie
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I have a good one, from someone I won't name but not a coworker.
Posted by
Max
Feb 19 '16, 13:15
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"So, last night I went to this convention of fetishists in DC, and I'm telling you, now I've seen everything."
"Sure."
"No, guess the craziest thing I saw."
(me, joking): "Someone suspended by their back skin by hooks!"
"Saw it."
"WHAT"
"Each room had its own thing and they had piercing. And everything is just like you're walking around and oh, there's a guy getting a blowjob in the corner, there's someone getting whipped, there's a woman being made to squirt, there's a woman getting slapped really hard, there's a room full of whipping where the guy was leaving marks on the skin, there's someone getting fisted..."
"WHAT"
"And you wouldn't know it from the outside. They take over this entire hotel, and the front lobby is "Street Clothes Mandatory" and you have to have a pre-paid bracelet to get in, but once you're in it's just... everywhere. And you can join in or just watch, whatever. They had classes on each thing."
"Man...man...wait, did you see anyone famous? Like senators?"
"Well, here's the thing. I went with this girl and we're basically just at the entry way and I'm thinking about what do I do if I meet someone I know and suddenly sure enough, I make eye contact with a guy I work with."
"No way!"
"So I'm flipping through the catalog trying to figure out if I say hello or not, and there he is on the last page - he's the convention's photographer. So I went over and it was like 'Hey.' 'Hey.' 'This is my first time and I'm just looking around.' 'Oh, well I just take photos.' 'Okay, later.'"
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