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In response to
"I hereby submit The Rock for consideration. -- nm"
by
The Donald
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"The Rock is stronger. But Nolan Ryan's wise. ... Presidenting is hard!"
Posted by
Palm Beach (aka Max)
Feb 24 '16, 08:55
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Katherine Harris: Well, Jeb, with the Supreme Court's ruling to stop the recount, Al Gore is finally finished. It's everything I've worked for.
Jeb Bush: And what about us, Katherine?
Katherine Harris: Us? [ laughs ] You silly boy! There never was any "us". What happened in the skybox at the Dolphins game was.. just a fling. I'm gonna be an ambassador! Do you think I'd jeopardize my career for some beurocrat named "Jeb"? Ha!
Jeb Bush: It meant more to us than that. [ kisses Katherine ]
Katherine Harris: Stop, you'll ruin my makeup.
Jeb Bush: Damn you, Katherine! Why.. I have half a mind to give your job back to Nikki Cox.
Katherine Harris: So go ahead. [ pause ] I didn't think so. Always the conservative, aren't you, Jeb?
George W. Bush: [ stumbles into the room ] Hey, hey, it's me, hey.. Uh, Jeb.. the computer's doing that thing again. Can you fix it for me, so I can finish my game of Tetris?
Jeb Bush: Of course, Georgie. [ to Katherine ] Even presidents need their computers. [ exits room ]
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