American refugees to Canada will be resettled geographically from West to East*, starting in Victoria and ending in Newfoundland.
Posted by
Mop (aka Rburriel)
Mar 2 '16, 11:57
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It is in your best interest to apply early. You may also want to consider avoiding the following locations:
- Asbestos (seriously, this is a place)
- Sarnia
- Saskatchewan
All refugees will receive a care package including a box of Timbits, a Hudson's Bay blanket (guaranteed smallpox free), free health care, a certificate good for one hug from our Prime Minister, and a sense of pride. You'll have to find your own dignity.
*Registered Republicans will be resettled in Nunavut and will receive two Hudson's Bay blankets
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