Did I tell you the story of the guy pooping in the hallway at my brother's work? No? Oh boy! Read on.
Posted by
colin (aka colinski)
Mar 25 '16, 10:47
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He works in accounts for a large shipper. I'd tell you who, but I honestly don't know. Let's say it's UPS, because we can make BROWN jokes.
He said that he walked out from his desk to go to the bathroom and there was shit in the hallway near the bathroom. Just sitting there.
Turns out, guy who manages millions in accounts, had to poop, rushed to the bathroom, couldn't hold it, and it came out the bottom of his pant legs. Another coworker found him in the bathroom mostly naked scrubbing down. For the life of me, I'm not sure how a solid poop can be so urgent, but whatever.
What really made my brother mad... guy went home, and came back to work the next day like nothing happened. In his words: "This guy shits on the floor and has the NERVE to come back like nothing happened. At least have the decency to pretend for a few days there was something wrong, not just 'oh, yeah, shitting on the floor happens'. I can't get a promotion at this company, and this guy is shitting on the ground and walking around like it's no deal. I don't shit on the floor? Aren't I better than this guy?"
But with more anger than I can type...
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