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Old ST memories, I went to a gay bar with ty. I'm pretty sure I used the bathroom -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:53 9
- were you the pee bitch on the floor? -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:53 8
  - Nah, I think they just had urinals like everyone else. My big memory is a dude kept hitting on me and wouldn't take me being subtle. I didn't want - crash davis Mar 29, 13:55 4
    - He was *really* into you -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:57 1
      - 6 inches deep into him. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:57
    - maybe he recognized you as a pearl girl. -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:56 1
      - I saved a lot of money! - crash davis Mar 29, 13:57
  - he doesn't remember a thing after the first drink with the roofie -- nm - zeitgeist Mar 29, 13:55
  - You seem really interested in this topic, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the group? -- nm - znufrii Mar 29, 13:54 1
    - I kinda wanna pee on you right now. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:55
The ridiculousness of these 'birth gender' bathroom laws is that this person would have to use the women's restroom. -- (link) - ty97 Mar 29, 13:49 [Image] 7
- So keep from getting beat up/arrested, are people going to start carrying around their birthcertificate? - sycor Mar 29, 13:52 4
  - You must carry two pieces of government issued I.D. with your age, gender, religion, race, and political affiliation. - Mop Mar 29, 13:56
  - nah, those backscatter x-ray imagers will be at every entrance before long. -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:54 1
    - You get radiation! And you get radiation! Everyone gets radiation! -- nm - sycor Mar 29, 13:55
  - Were you born male? PROVE IT! PROVE IT NOW! -- nm - Mop Mar 29, 13:54
- It should be noted that - gender fluidity aside - many people are born with mixed up chromosomes so "assigning" a gender is next to impossible. - Mop Mar 29, 13:51
- he's hot. and we have stalls. who cares? :) -- nm - Andie Mar 29, 13:50
do you know how many times i've used a men's room when the women's line up was too long? i lived. They lived. it's all fine. -- nm - Andie Mar 29, 13:47 3
- sure, it's fine, I just wanted to get away from Trump and Sarandon talk for a bit. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:49 2
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    - not really. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:56
When does political correctness go too far? When a black girl assails a white boy because he's wearing dreadlocks. -- (link) - Mop Mar 29, 13:47
*blink* alrighty then, c'mon mick, sacrifice yourself again! -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:41 3
- i don't know what you're talking about - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:50 1
  - your thinking that is the bestest part! -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:51
- *plastic bag, deep breath* -- nm - mick Mar 29, 13:44
Goddamn springtime on campus! Put some clothes on, people! -- nm - Mop Mar 29, 13:38 8
- but we *like* seeing the first buds of spring -- nm - zeitgeist Mar 29, 13:46
- I'm tired of always appearing to disagree with Mop. Someone else tell him this is 'Murica -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:39 6
  - He could be talking about the one college woman who shouldn't be wearing less clothing. - Will Hunting Mar 29, 13:46 3
    - The biggest fight ever to erupt on the letters section of my college newspaper was when a dude wrote in and said spandex was a privilege, not a right -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:48 2
      - He was trolling. -- nm - Mop Mar 29, 13:49 1
        
        Kids don't understand how hard it was to troll before the internet -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:49
  - YEAH! He could be walking by the next campus cam girl! -- nm - Remlik Mar 29, 13:41 1
    - I always appear to be arguing with him but he is a Halo buddy -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:44
~If you like Pina Coladas~ -- nm - budice Mar 29, 13:37
Paul Ryan's Wisconsin city passes transgender bathroom ordinance (the good kind) -- (link) - ty97 Mar 29, 13:35 41
- so, all I need to do is act transgendered to be able to wander into women's bathrooms? -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:36 19
  - that's not how it works, that's not how any of it works...show some commitment, wear heels, sundress, padded bra, wig and full make up, then see if it - zeitgeist Mar 29, 13:50
  - If you're faking, they'll find out and send you to jail, and then you'll be made gay! -- nm - Mop Mar 29, 13:46
  - why would you want to? women ripping farts takes some of the magic out of it -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:43 4
    - I am just curious how a woman would feel if a man followed them into a bathroom. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:44 3
      - if it's a non-gender-tagged bathroom, I'd feel he must have to go; and I'd hope it's only.. - b. Mar 29, 13:49
      - It may depend on the man. For you, I'll take threatened for a hundred, Alex -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:45 1
        
        Ted Bundy looked like a nice enough dude. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:46
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    - I am just trying to keep up with your idiocy. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:39 1
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  - Technically, you could just walk right in as is now.. It's not like they finger your vag at the door for authentication. -- nm* - ty97 Mar 29, 13:38 4
    - We usually just settle for which way you face the toilet. -- nm - nic to be determined Mar 29, 13:42
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    - Tactfully said. -- nm - Volnelk Mar 29, 13:39 1
      - It's even less tactful than I originally thought. - ty97 Mar 29, 13:40
  - *blink* - znufrii Mar 29, 13:38 3
    - sure, why not? -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:39 2
      - Have you tried not being a dick? -- nm - znufrii Mar 29, 13:40 1
        
        I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:41
- Good. -- nm - znufrii Mar 29, 13:36
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  - It's like these people have never been to a shared bathroom in a gay bar. -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:37 17
    - They probably saw one episode of Ally McBeal and said "That's enough for me" -- nm - Roger More Mar 29, 13:44
    - Good lord I was in a bunch of them when my ex wife was raising money for the HIV/Aids org she worked for... -- (edited) - Remlik Mar 29, 13:43 3
      - these people = the lawmakers passing the anti-LGBT laws, not ST. -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:44 2
        
        ah. I read that to fast. -- nm - Remlik Mar 29, 13:45 1
        
        I also could have been clearer in my original response -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:50
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      - The women's restroom thing is silly. We have stalls with doors. And it's ysually far more embarrassing for the men. Not that we see anything. -- nm* - nic to be determined Mar 29, 13:43
      - it would be so much easier to have a third bathroom with a big question mark on the door. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:42 5
        
        Dude. - znufrii Mar 29, 13:43 4
        
        are you trans? -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:44 3
        
        I have friends that are. - znufrii Mar 29, 13:45 2
        
        only if they wanna use a bathroom, apparently. -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:46 1
        
        Don't worry, I'll keep them away from you so you can pee in peace. -- nm - znufrii Mar 29, 13:49
    - now go answer sycor down below -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:38
    - so is there just one circular urinal? -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:37 2
      - no urinals, just one piss slut lying on the floor in the middle of the room. -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:39 1
        
        that is just how I pictured it! -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:40
  - It really is mind-boggling. -- nm - znufrii Mar 29, 13:37
bery, can we get a button to tag posts as ridiculous? -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:29 11
- *tags this post as ridiculous* -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:31
- n/m, bunch of joke stealers on this board. -- nm* - znufrii Mar 29, 13:31 1
  - ST is nothing if not repetitive. -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:33
- when tagged, the post automatically links to Yakety Sax -- nm - ML Mar 29, 13:30
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  - *sends you to live with your uncle for the spring* -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:35
- not needed, just search on "chris" in the berytron. -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:30 1
  - nicely done -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:31
- pixie would wear that out on me -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:30 2
  - (he keeps on giving, aww.) -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:31 1
    - iconoclasts gonna icon -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:31
hey, let's look at the charming inn i just booked in Wales for next month. -- (link) - Andie Mar 29, 13:22 16
- ah, that bed is so inviting. the whole gallery, really. -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:30 2
  - i looooooooove the fireplace with the giant mouth. -- nm - Andie Mar 29, 13:30 1
    - "Lion!" :) - -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:33
- Take me with you (Dave who?) -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:29
- Very nice! -- nm - Dark Callisto Mar 29, 13:28
- i can't even imagine how you pronounce "blueberries" in welsh -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:25 3
  - (spoilers) - b. Mar 29, 13:28
  - Cnargrblagnagh -- nm - TWuG Mar 29, 13:26 1
    - correct -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:29
- do they serve blueberries ? -- nm - decline Mar 29, 13:24 6
  - i will let you know! -- nm - Andie Mar 29, 13:27 5
    - what about blueberry wine? -- nm - Remlik Mar 29, 13:31 4
      - fun Andie fact - the first time i got drunk as a teenager was on something called Moody Blue - which is blueberry wine. - Andie Mar 29, 13:32 3
        
        for the longest time I could not stand the smell of peppermint schnapps due to a similar experience -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:35
        
        what color was the carpet beforehand? -- nm - Remlik Mar 29, 13:35 1
        
        it was such a typical 80s basement it all happened in - so i'm going to go with 'medium brown.' -- nm - Andie Mar 29, 13:35
After reading some of the backboards, maybe ST should start arguing about whether a burrito is in fact a sandwich. -- nm - ReluctantCynic Mar 29, 13:20 27
- what does US Weekly think? -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:23
- No. - znufrii Mar 29, 13:22
- *torn* -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:21
- It's not. A neither is a hot dog. Next! -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:21 2
  - Don't bring your hot dog wrongness into it. -- nm - znufrii Mar 29, 13:25
  - correct -- nm - Beaker Mar 29, 13:24
- of course not. you eat them with a knife and fork -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:21 20
  - Way to take one for the team, there. -- nm - Strongbad Mar 29, 13:54 1
    - look if y'all want to be a bunch of uncouth burrito fisters, be my guest -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:56
  - Eh what? -- nm - nic to be determined Mar 29, 13:39
  - I'm not going to take opinions on burritos from someone who hates guacamole -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:26 4
    - You mean Satan's Puss? -- nm - TWuG Mar 29, 13:27 3
      - even if pixie doesn't like avocado, there's no need for name-calling -- nm - Roger More Mar 29, 13:27 2
        
        oh *well* played -- nm - ML Mar 29, 13:31
        
        nicely done -- nm - crash davis Mar 29, 13:28
  - Lol, pixie. - znufrii Mar 29, 13:23 2
    - it is nice of him to bring us all together. -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:26 1
      - some heroes don't wear capes -- nm - Roger More Mar 29, 13:27
  - so weird -- nm - decline Mar 29, 13:23 3
    - Chipotle would not have utensils for their customers if they weren't intended to be used -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:24 2
      - if only they sold salads or burrito bowls....... -- nm - groiny Mar 29, 13:25 1
        
        eat them with your hands! -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:25
  - You do what now?! -- nm - TWuG Mar 29, 13:22 4
    - i'm not some savage heathen trying to rip open a burrito with his teeth -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:22 3
      - You swallow it whole? Or cut up chunks? -- nm - nic to be determined Mar 29, 13:40
      - wait, you meant all of them? *looks away* -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:25 1
        
        hey, go right ahead Chaka -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:26
was the good Samaritan notable because all the other Samaritans were total dicks to people in need? -- nm - pixie ninja Mar 29, 13:16 3
- I think it was because the Jews generally hated the Samaritans, so hearing of a "good" one would have made an impact. -- nm - mara Mar 29, 13:19
- He looked good in comparison, but also did good despite personal cost. - TWuG Mar 29, 13:19
- I can't tell if there is a serious question. -- nm - spamlet, spreading happiness and joy where he goes Mar 29, 13:18
Randomly checking prices for flights to Paris. Has anyone used Icelandair/Jetblue? They are way cheaper. -- nm - sycor Mar 29, 13:16 4
- I've never flown Icelandair, I have flown Jetblue. Jetblue only flies with the Americas/Carribean so this will be a codeshare deal. - ty97 Mar 29, 13:43 2
  - Yeah after looking closer it looks like the layover in Reykjavik isn't that good. Several hours. I think I'd rather pay an extra hundred or two for - sycor Mar 29, 13:47 1
    - Icelandair pitches the layover in Reykjavik as a perk. You can usually extend it several days. -- nm - Mop Mar 29, 13:55
- *lights up the ty signal* - crash davis Mar 29, 13:36
Who knew there were so many fervent Sarandonbros on this board? -- nm - spamlet, spreading happiness and joy where he goes Mar 29, 13:16 11
- LEAVE SUSAN ALONE!!! *weeps* -- nm* - ML Mar 29, 13:21
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  - It was the link off Google News though I do appreciate znu's and your insistence that I was doing fervent Google searches to discredit Susan Sarandon. - spamlet, spreading happiness and joy where he goes Mar 29, 13:22 7
    - Don't give JackDawson any credit for that... -- nm - znufrii Mar 29, 13:35
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      - maybe you missed Tim's post yesterday about someone he knows posting something like that, and past recent talk - b. Mar 29, 13:40 2
        
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        that's a whole lot to read into that post. -- nm - b. Mar 29, 13:47
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    - To be fair, hating Susan Sarandon is actually good American'ing. -- nm - Will Hunting Mar 29, 13:23
- #timrobbinorbust -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:16
It's not over 'til it's over -- nm - ty97 Mar 29, 13:15 3
- "NUTHING IS OVER!" -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 29, 13:28 2
  - Nothing! You just don't turn it off! -- nm - ML Mar 29, 13:29 1
    - "Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?" -- nm - pmb Mar 29, 13:33

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