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Consulting the DILFs Instagram feed, I've observed the following patterns...

Posted by Mop (aka Rburriel) Mar 30 '16, 14:54

Clothing seems to be rather moot. There are long pants and short pants. Mostly, though, they're well fitted pants. Shirts vary wildly, too, from the polo to the tank top.

What's important is the well groomed stubble and the coiffed hair. If you can't have coiffed hair, then wear a baseball hat. The shoes are important. You need the canvas shoes with low cut socks. If you're gonna go "bro", with the tank top and the baseball cap, then make sure you've got the right muscle structure for it.

Finally, wear the aviator sunglasses. The sunglasses and the hair, combined, is 90% of the mission.

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Clothes makes the man. It's not just one thing but the whole that makes those men attractive. - Krusty Mar 30, 15:24
I...uh....Mop? -- nm - iSpam Mar 30, 15:23
I...didn't know this was a thing, but I like that you're strategizing. Maybe ask budice. I understand he recently had sex with a 20-year-old. - David Mar 30, 15:06 1
- If he'd used both his hands, would it have been a 40-year-old? -- nm - Mop Mar 30, 15:08
You need a makeover. -- nm - JaxSean Mar 30, 14:59
I got as far the comma in the subject, thought "oh Mop", shook my head, and closed ST -- nm - ty97 Mar 30, 14:55 1
- This is why I suggested Hades. -- nm - Roger More Mar 30, 14:55

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