FINALLY... Qale has come BACK to SlackerTalk. So basically here are my favorite and hated moments from Wrestlemania weekend. (spoilers)
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Qale (aka Qale)
Apr 5 '16, 19:17
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Loved:
#1 Barin fucking Corbin. I loved his loss at Takeover, his win at Wrestlemania, and his double count out on Monday Night Raw.
#2 Shinsuke Nakamura. He isn't attractive like Kenta, er, I should say Hideo Itami, but I'd still hit it. Of course, he'd hit me first... and with HARDSTYLE!!
#3 Busted up Joe. Most hated that the match had to be stopped, but not me. I feel like that made it different from TakeOver: London. I wished he'd won the title though.
#4 My name is Enzo Amore and I am a certified G and a bonefide Stud and you can't teach that. And this right here? This is Big Cass and he's seven feet tall and you can't teach that. Badda boom realest guys in the room. How you doin?!
#5 Women's Wrestling... clap clap clapclapclap. I actually preferred It's Bayley vs Asuka but the Triple Threat was good too if more than a little shaky and with the usual Flair interference.
Hated:
#1 If you smell... What the hell was that flamethrower thing? And yeah, Rock-Babies, of course. Cena? No! And fuck The Wyatts. They suck so bad even when they beat up League of Nations the next night on RAW I still hate them.
#2 Usos vs Dudleys manage to have back to back terrible matches!
#3 Y2Jackass. Chris Jericho used to be my absolutely favorite. Makes sense. I started watching wrestling when he made his debut in the WWE in 1999. Things is I know it's not 1999 anymore. Someone ought to tell him.
#4 So that's all Brock Lesnar does huh? And that's all Dean Ambrose does? Welp, okay.
#5 No one to root for in the main event of Wrestlemania. I'm beyond exhausted when it comes to HHH as The Authority. And I don't think anyone likes post-SHIELD Roman Reigns. So whatever...
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