In response to
"This is both ridiculously cool and kinda freaky. (link)"
by
ML
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*walks in slowly...wearing nothing but my Macho Man Randy Savage throw back outfit...headband...sunglasses and glittering row with fringe... -- (edited)
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sans wrestling bikini...holding my arms out so the robe dangles down majestically...turning slowly...as though on display...grinning maniacally...occasionally sticking out my tongue, a cross between Gene Simmons and a lizard...stopping in front of ML...whipping the shades off...glaring at him...nose to nose...then letting out my trademark*
OHHHHHYEEEAAAHHHHH....that's right. Nekkid and Crazy is what I am. Better Believe That. Yeah! I'm coming for you. May 1st. Civic Center. 9pm. Get your tickets. Bring grandma. BE THERE!
*glaring at ML and then whirling around...strutting away*
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