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In response to
"Each system will vary, but my pay is chopped up into 12 and I get July and August's pay the first two weeks of July. -- nm"
by
Reagen
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freakin' Millionaire teachers
Posted by
Beaker (aka anniebecca)
May 2 '16, 09:47
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Nelson: Hey, look how much Skinner makes--$25,000 a year! (the kids are impressed)
Bart: (typing into a calculator) Let's see, he's 40 years old, times $25 grand...whoa, he's a millionaire!
Children: Wow!
Principal Skinner: I wasn't a principal when I was one!
Nelson: Plus, in the summer he paints houses.
Milhouse: He's a billionaire!
Children: Wow!
Principal Skinner: If I were a billionaire, why would I be living with my mother? (the kids laugh) They don't seem to listen to logic anymore.
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