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I don't think I will ever stop laughing at Pure Drivel. It's a cure for Mondays.

Posted by Max May 16 '16, 10:42

"Looking out over the East River from my jail cell and still running for public office, I realize that I have taken several actions in my life for which I owe public apologies."

"In 1992, I was interviewing one Ms. Anna Floyd for a secretarial position, when my pants accidentally fell down around my ankles as I was coincidentally saying, "Ever seen one of these before?" Even though I was referring to my new Pocket Tape Memo Taker, I would like to apologize to Ms. Floyd for any grief this misunderstanding might have caused her."

"Once, in Hawaii, I had sex with a hundred-and-two-year-old male turtle. It would be hard to argue that it was consensual."

https://www.nytimes.com/books/first/m/martin-drivel.html (www.nytimes.com)

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also, this tweet from HSX is pretty amusing -- (link) - Max May 16, 10:49

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I don't think I will ever stop laughing at Pure Drivel. It's a cure for Mondays.

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