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If the actors who have portrayed James Bond all fought at the height of their physical skills...

Posted by David (aka David) Jun 3 '16, 11:26

Connery would win, Moore would almost pull off the upset, Dalton and Brosnan would get passed around like cigarette cartons, Lazenby and Niven would fight over who got to look in the mirror, and everyone would take turns kicking the crotch of Craig.

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Well, Connery does have the most experience beating the shit out of people - Will Hunting Jun 3, 12:03
beware the karate chop of DOOM -- nm - Beaker Jun 3, 11:58
And then Idris Alba would arrive unexpectedly and stop the whole fracas with a single, baleful glare. -- nm - ReluctantCynic Jun 3, 11:40 2
- A street-wise glance. -- nm - Diva Jun 3, 11:41 1
  - yet sophisticated - ÜMLaut Jun 3, 11:47
Lazenby is an Australian, which automatically gives him a boost even despite Moore's height advantage. -- nm - Max Jun 3, 11:33 3
- Lazenby's a model. His only hope is if everyone agrees to break dance fighting. -- nm - David Jun 3, 11:35 2
  - You know who else started as a model? Roger Moore. -- nm - Max Jun 3, 11:41 1
    - But then he became Simon Templar. -- nm - David Jun 3, 11:44
DLC -- nm - Spawn Jun 3, 11:26 2
- Says the self-professed sociopath... -- nm - David Jun 3, 11:29 1
  - At least I am not crazy. -- nm - Spawn Jun 3, 11:32

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