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*charging into the room...shedding Yankee blue South American steaks...locking onto ty97...throwing my arms up and out in welcome...noticing that he

Posted by Nekkid Crazy Birthday Mel (aka mel profit) Jun 13 '16, 14:02

jolts upright, eyes big as a stray antelope caught on the plains in the open...wondering why he then pivoted to run...pondering it for a moment before shrugging my shoulders, redoubling my efforts and increasing my speed...gaining on him slowly...racing footstep for racing footstep...I reach out...fingers wiggling...tickling the folds of his shirt...finally finding purchase, grasping and jerking him back...his feet fly back...his entire body yanked backwards....folding in half...gently tossing him behind me...wheeling in pursuit...my feet skidding...as I leap and tackle the barely to his feet ty97...finally, with resolve, taking him down...pouncing...

"does stuff"...standing over him...giving him not One Point but Two with each index finger and screaming*

Birthday!

*smiling and then running off...leaving Yankee blue footprints*

Responses:

He had it coming... - Epiphany Jun 13, 14:06 5
- He only had..... - ty97 Jun 13, 14:06 4
  - Lipschitz. -- nm - Diva Jun 13, 14:07 3
    - Cicero - ty97 Jun 13, 14:18 1
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    - sausagefest -- nm - budice Jun 13, 14:14
:) Thanks I needed that - ty97 Jun 13, 14:05 3
- this has not been a great week for alot of us, so you will just have to party for us all. -- nm - groiny Jun 13, 14:16 1
  - I propose we all take a raincheck on 2016 and party the #$% out of 2017 as make-up. -- nm - ty97 Jun 13, 14:17
- You're a good man. have as much fun as you can today/tonight. and by all means - you're allowed to reschedule Birthday. -- nm - Mel Profit Jun 13, 14:07

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*charging into the room...shedding Yankee blue South American steaks...locking onto ty97...throwing my arms up and out in welcome...noticing that he

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