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Grade this headline on a 1-10 scale: "Knoxville woman cooking brisket in bathtub starts fire"

Posted by David (aka David) Jul 13 '16, 15:30

10 is the highest if you're not sure.

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"Who is grilling all this damn meat? Not everyday can be a holiday." -- nm - Qale Jul 13, 15:43 1
- Just ring up my meat checker and stop asking me questions. -- nm - Bacon Jul 13, 15:43
Was she naked? -- nm - Bacon Jul 13, 15:39
8 How do you cook a Brisket in a bathtub? -- nm - amoxy Jul 13, 15:34 5
- The best part is the resolution: "They simply turned on the shower head." -- nm - David Jul 13, 15:37 2
  - Wait a minute, is Brisket a euphemism for "Crystal Meth"? -- nm - amoxy Jul 13, 15:39 1
    - That's what I thought. -- nm - jnine Jul 13, 16:01
- I'm guessing an appliance was involved - counter-top oven or the like. -- nm - b. Jul 13, 15:35 1
  - ah, how could I not have thought of ye olde hibachi-type fire? nm but: -- (link) - b. Jul 13, 15:40
"Burnt ends in the bathroom" -- nm - ty97 Jul 13, 15:33
1 -- nm - Peglegpete Jul 13, 15:32
7. - Will Hunting Jul 13, 15:31
Was she in the bathtub or was the brisket? I think it loses points for that. -- nm - iSpam Jul 13, 15:31 3
- ""The tub and the brisket were a total loss," Corcoran said." -- nm - David Jul 13, 15:36 2
  - I hope that was the sub-lede. -- nm - iSpam Jul 13, 16:02
  - deleted because swing and a miss happens. -- nm -- (edited) - b. Jul 13, 15:38
Grade this headline on a 1-10 scale: "Committee: Durham had sex with intern, had nickname ‘Pants Candy’" - David Jul 13, 15:31 8
- 8 for the headline. 25 for the nickname. - iSpam Jul 13, 15:33 6
  - It's...creepy. - David Jul 13, 15:41 4
    - It ruins it when it's literal. -- nm - iSpam Jul 13, 15:51
    - I just spent multiple moments considering if that makes it better or worse. it's all "eww." -- nm - b. Jul 13, 15:42 2
      - The story in its entirety is worst case scenario. Dude's been married since 2011 yet hooked up with 22 different women during two years in office. -- nm - David Jul 13, 15:44 1
        
        next up, rehab for sex addiction. -- nm - b. Jul 13, 15:46
  - yup -- nm - amoxy Jul 13, 15:34
- 9. -- nm - Will Hunting Jul 13, 15:32

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