Local paper ran a contest for 'best bar jokes,' this was one of the honorable mentions........
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MojaveMeg (aka Mojave)
Apr 21 '09, 13:14
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A man walks into a bar, sits down and places a bag on the counter. The bartender asks, �What�s in the bag?� The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 1 ft high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, and then a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.
�Where on earth did you get that?� asks the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: �Here. Rub it.�
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there�s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. �I will grant you one wish. Each person is allowed only one,� the genie says.
The bartender gets excited. Without hesitating he says: �I want a million bucks.� A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says: �Y�know, I think your genie�s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.�
Says the man: �Tell me about it. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?�
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