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Someone at work is eating a paste of ground up plant chlorophyll and water because it "gets rid of metals in the body". nm

Posted by ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17) Aug 23 '16, 18:47

I feel like asking her if she wants to go to a seminar on the miracles of leeches.

Responses:

vegemite 2 -- nm - Peglegpete Aug 23, 19:58
Fools and their money. -- nm - TWuG Aug 23, 19:02 1
- how the worm has turned, lawyer -- nm - shaolin fantastic Aug 23, 19:03
I have questions - Reagen Aug 23, 18:56 13
- You and me both, friend. Also, when questioned on the goop's taste: "It doesn't taste *too* terrible." nm - ralph wiggum Aug 23, 18:59 12
  - wife reading from a website about beet kvass: "It was definitely tolerable!" well that's a ringing endorsement. -- nm - mafic Aug 23, 19:03 3
    - "ass" is right in it's name -- nm - Dano Aug 23, 19:33 1
      - from the dude who eats something with "scrap" in the name. -- nm - Reagen Aug 23, 20:14
    - "I didn't immediately vomit!" raves one reviewer! nm - ralph wiggum Aug 23, 19:05
  - it's goofy but it's not like it'll hurt her. -- nm - Reagen Aug 23, 19:01 7
    - No, and it's not like the anti-vaccine thing that actually hurts anyone else either. I just smiled and nodded politely. Then ate a bag of chips. nm - ralph wiggum Aug 23, 19:04 5
      - so. many. metals. -- nm - shaolin fantastic Aug 23, 19:06 4
        
        "should I not be chewing on this aluminum foil then?" -- nm - Reagen Aug 23, 19:09 3
        
        No, but feel free to continue drinking the quicksilver. -- nm - TWuG Aug 23, 19:24 2
        
        It gives me the strength of seven oxen! -- nm - Reagen Aug 23, 19:26 1
        
        Plus two! -- nm - TWuG Aug 23, 19:29
    - As part of a balanced diet, no. But I'm going to go out on a limb and guess her diet is anything but balanced. -- nm - TWuG Aug 23, 19:03
NBC and Dick's taught me that there is gold in everyone's heart. Wouldn't want to lose it. It's a metal, you know. -- nm - Beryllium Aug 23, 18:53
only if she makes it more potent by diluting it! -- nm - mafic Aug 23, 18:52
It will also stave off the marthambles. -- nm - mud Aug 23, 18:50 1
- It's true that there hasn't been a single case of marthambles since she started bringing the plant goop in. It's working! nm - ralph wiggum Aug 23, 18:52
but at least it doesn't stink up the joint, right? -- nm - shaolin fantastic Aug 23, 18:49 1
- *waggles hand*. nm - ralph wiggum Aug 23, 18:51

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Someone at work is eating a paste of ground up plant chlorophyll and water because it "gets rid of metals in the body". nm

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