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Dayam, Peyton. The Rob Lowe Comedy Central Roast was taped last night. Ann Coulter was there, and the jokes at her are awesome.

Posted by JaxSean (aka JaxSean) Aug 28 '16, 08:22

"I think the best daises are the daises that have people where you’re like what the (expletive)? You need every flavor to make these things go right and cut them all together for a show," he said.

For Coulter's part, she made her motives clear. "I’m only here for all the love and respect I have for Rob Lowe and all of the talented performers tonight," she said sarcastically. "It has nothing to do with the book I published four days ago."

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"Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry," said roast veteran Jeff Ross, who was dressed in purple as Prince. "That voice, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund," he said. "Ann's against gay marriage. What's your thinking on that? If I can't get a husband they shouldn't, either?"

Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson quipped, “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?”

Former NFL quarterback Peyton Manning had a joke about her appearance, too: "I just realized that I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby."

There were also lines about Coulter's political views. "Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf," said comedian Nikki Glaser. "Ann, you're awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave."

"She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan," said Roast Master David Spade. "It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot."

Folk singer Jewel won the crowd over with this: “As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight," she said, "but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

But British comedian Jimmy Carr really let Coulter have it. He called her "repugnant," "hateful," and "hatchet-faced." "But it's not too late to change that," he said. "You could kill yourself."

link (www.firstcoastnews.com)

Responses:

I don't like roasts. And that is really harsh. But what did she expect? -- nm - andie Aug 28, 09:40 1
- Attention and book sales. -- nm - JaxSean Aug 28, 14:16
Wow. -- nm - kelly Aug 28, 09:26
She's repugnant, but behavior like this is never warranted. -- nm - David Aug 28, 09:03 16
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- Eh, the jokes about her looks are lazy, but jokes about her choices are OK. -- nm - Roger More Aug 28, 09:48 3
  - Besides, should Peyton Manning ever make jokes about someone's face? -- nm - Will Hunting Aug 28, 10:05 1
    - Especially since it was stolen from ST (about SJP) -- nm - Beryllium Aug 28, 11:15
  - I agree with this. -- nm - kelly Aug 28, 10:00
- She knows that this makes her brand better to her followers. I think she wishes for it. - Bacon Aug 28, 09:34
- David I think liioulu hacked your account. -- nm - JaxSean Aug 28, 09:19 1
  - Now I know what I just said, but... -- nm - Reagen Aug 28, 09:41
- Don't sit in the front row of Sea World if you don't want to get wet. - Reagen Aug 28, 09:12 5
  - The reason someone shows up to a roast is to get legitimized. It makes them look like a good sport and makes it looks like the comedians at least - Max Aug 28, 10:07 4
    - The roast was for Rob Lowe. -- nm - Spawndroid Aug 28, 12:53 3
      - Right, but everyone that shows up is fair game. -- nm - Reagen Aug 28, 12:59 2
        
        For sure, just saying she did not go in as the named Big Game. - Spawn Aug 28, 13:28 1
        
        Here you go... -- (link) - Roger More Aug 28, 15:21
- it's a roast. -- nm - shaolin fantastic Aug 28, 09:12
- At the very least, they could have tried being funny. - TWuG Aug 28, 09:06
And that's what could be printed. -- nm - Will Hunting Aug 28, 08:57
wow -- nm - prayformojo Aug 28, 08:35
flame on -- nm - shaolin fantastic Aug 28, 08:33
"You're cool with this Ann, right? It's cool? If it's not cool, let us know by not saying anything racist." -- nm - Reagen Aug 28, 08:33
Hahaha! Okay, I'll watch this one. - Krusty Aug 28, 08:28
I hate roasts. -- nm - Beryllium Aug 28, 08:26 1
- I don't usually care for them either but I'll check this one out just to watch them kill Coulter. -- nm - Krusty Aug 28, 08:29

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Dayam, Peyton. The Rob Lowe Comedy Central Roast was taped last night. Ann Coulter was there, and the jokes at her are awesome.

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