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Bonus MIL story

Posted by Reagen Aug 28 '16, 17:53

We need to ban her from getting news about Calgary.
My wife gets a panicked phone call today - "DON'T GO HIKING, THERE ARE BEARS IN BANFF!!!"

It's a national park, of course there are bears. It would be news if there weren't bears.

But: 1) we weren't planning on hiking
2) the areas where bears are a problem are noted
3) the places we do go hiking are super populated
4) I kinda want to go hiking now

Responses:

is she secretly Australian? that's ALL I HEAR ABOUT from Australians in Canada for the first time. - mafic Aug 28, 21:13 1
- They've all been conditioned to believe drop bears aren't real ... As a result, they're soft and taste of vegemite. - Beryllium Aug 28, 21:22
Does your wife know her mom is a bit of a nutter or is this a situation where you have to smile and nod all the time? nm - ralph wiggum Aug 28, 19:02 1
- oh no, it's acknowledged - Reagen Aug 28, 19:09
5..you the wife & kids all run faster than MIL, if there is a problem -- nm - Peglegpete Aug 28, 18:06 2
- ps, it's football season and all the Bears are in Chicago -- nm - Peglegpete Aug 28, 18:08 1
  - Since they played last night they're probably in Bourbanais. -- nm - . Aug 28, 20:43
I hear they like trampolines, avoid them at all costs -- nm - Beaker Aug 28, 18:00
"Look who photo bombed us!" -- nm - Beryllium Aug 28, 17:59
I hear bears won't move over for bike riders. It's a real issue -- nm - Bacon Aug 28, 17:55 2
- I'm pretty sure that would go like the mixed use trails here. Bikes yield to pedestrians. Both peds and bikes yield to horses. Cept substitute bears - JD Aug 28, 18:26 1
  - Unless it's Jay Cutler, then run him over with your bike -- nm - Bacon Aug 28, 19:13

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