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In response to "which will be zero. pay attention. -- nm" by Reagen

No, see, your share of worldwide guacamole consumption - based on the Guacamole Consumption Global Market Research Report of 2016 -- shows that ...

Posted by ReluctantCynic (aka ReluctantCynic) Oct 3 '16, 16:53

You could have consumed the average amount of guacamole that Canadians consume annually -- 2.65 kg. Since you did not do so, I will add that to the 4.17 kg of guacamole that Americans consume on average, thus giving me nearly 75% more guacamole than I otherwise deserved!

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But you're talking about stats based on the past. He's talking a more perfect future - JD Oct 3, 16:59 19
- A more perfect future would be taking his allotment before the end of the year, then letting y'all pretend like you live in a world free of guacamole. - ReluctantCynic Oct 3, 17:03 18
  - I say get a large island and put all the people that hate guacamole onto it. -- nm - Bacon Oct 3, 17:03 17
    - Australia already exists -- nm - ty97 Oct 3, 17:32 9
      - Australians hate guacamole so much they load it up with sour cream. Why would you do that to a poor avocado? nm - ralph wiggum Oct 3, 17:34 7
        
        and like, smashed avocado on toast has been a breakfast standard at least since I've been here. that's basically guacamole already! -- nm - mafic Oct 3, 18:30
        
        Not like put sour cream and guac on the same food, but actually make guac with sour cream and a pinch of pureed avo. nm - ralph wiggum Oct 3, 17:36 5
        
        I never did that, but I do miss the standard pub food dish of potato wedges with a tricolour dip of guac, sour cream and sweet chili sauce -- nm - Roger More Oct 3, 17:51 1
        
        I've only seen them with sour cream and sweet chili, which is indeed amazing. nm - ralph wiggum Oct 3, 17:57
        
        That's horrendous. Everyone knows you only add peas -- nm - ty97 Oct 3, 17:40 2
        
        This was already a horrible sub thread. You made it worse. -- nm - David's iPad Oct 3, 17:55
        
        #97pitch nm - ralph wiggum Oct 3, 17:45
      - It's too pleasant for those people, even with the poisonous snakes -- nm - Roger More Oct 3, 17:34
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      - Guac haters? Yeah, I don't get the hate. I don't crave it, but it's nice once in a while. - Beryllium Oct 3, 17:15 4
        
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        This reminds me, I still have to try making that peas in guacamole recipe -- nm - Roger More Oct 3, 17:30
        
        I try not to cut it with anything but a little hot salsa, no sour cream and hell no to mayo. -- nm - Bacon Oct 3, 17:17 1
        
        Right, that's fine. -- nm - Beryllium Oct 3, 17:17

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