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In response to "I frickin called my dad and took him away from TV to tell him about the new gay player on the A's, seriously, I'm such an idiot. -- nm" by Stacy

I've held back, but I have to ask you something.

Please indicate, by letter, which is closest to the truth. Honestly, I'm not trying to be ugly, I just need to understand.

a) You are incredibly naive and find yourself the butt of jokes on an everyday basis.

b) You are incredibly naive and wonder why you make people laugh all the time.

c) You are a total free spirit who lives each day like it's brand new, never remembering what you've learned the previous day.

d) You are clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships.

e) You aren't clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships but you lack the ability to interpret warning signs.

f) You're so desperate for relationships that you will do or say anything to have one, including platonic relationships on a chat board.

g) The word "gullible" is not in your lexicon.

h) You are aware of the word "gullible" but you lack an internal edit button.

i) Your parents dropped you on your head when you were very young and you're doing an admirable job dealing with the consequences.

j) You suspect your parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby but they won't admit to it and you have a hidden hatey boner for them that you take out on us.

k) Your personality is a totally artificial construct that you use just to toy with us.

l) We are actually the subject of your doctoral thesis.

m) All or most of the above.

n) You've never heard about Mike Piazza.

Thanks in advance!


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