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You know, whenever you mention your clients, I am always reminded of a car accident I had in HS.

Posted by TFox Apr 24 '09, 07:54

Stopped at a red light literally 100 yards from my father's house, a guy plows into the back of my minivan at 25 mph. Hits me hard enough that he broke the bolt holding the spare tire underneath the van, and the tire ended up under his car b/c we flew forward so far.

Anyway, trying to talk to the guy, but he is so hammered his speech is incomprehensible. Cops arrive, talk to him, talk to me.

Me: Man, that guy is hammered, huh?
Cop: Oh yeah.
Me: I mean, I could barely understand what he was saying...
Cop: Oh, that. That's because he's deaf.
Me: Deaf? Oh.... oops. So... how can you tell he's hammered then.

Cop points behind him; drunk deaf guy is taking a piss on the cop's rear tire. :)

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I always worry some of my family members have made road trips. -- nm - the wrong element, bad guy Apr 24, 08:07
that's a pretty good story -- nm - zork Apr 24, 07:57 4
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  - I like how he is driving a minivan in HS. -- nm - Epiphany Apr 24, 08:19
  - Funny postscript to that story, actually: we are so close that right after the accident, my 15 yr old brother gets out of the car... - TFox Apr 24, 08:03
  - Actually, has anyone met him. -- nm - Spawn Apr 24, 08:03
*laughing* -- nm - Krusty Apr 24, 07:56

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You know, whenever you mention your clients, I am always reminded of a car accident I had in HS.

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