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Odd David Trivia: the following people are my sworn enemies: -- (edited)

Mar 28 '10, 13:25 MojaveMeg (subject: she didn't like the book, The Strain)

Sep 7 '10, 01:53 Ralph Wiggum (subject: she criticized the writing quality of The Strain)
Added insult: "I am going to use your blood as the gravy for my mashed potatoes."

Oct 3 '12, 09:56 Inigo (subject: he praised the acting on The Walking Dead)

Nov 6 '12, 11:36 Diva (subject: her job with a bank I dislike)
Mixed message: "But this makes your post very funny."

Jan 25 '13, 16:07 Spamlet (subject: his woefully outdated tube TV...it was 2013!!!)

Apr 19 '13, 13:33 con_carne (subject: he couldn't wait for Collateral (!) to be over)

Jul 30 '13, 14:29 Kilbo (subject: he bought two copies of Bioshock Infinite without ever playing the game itself)

Sep 6 '13, 14:56 Hyde (subject: he interviewed for a job with the University of Florida)
Hyde then doubled down with: "yet another point in that job's favor! that might just seal the deal"

I hate having sworn enemies who don't use capital letters or proper punctuation.

Jul 14 '14, 13:49 Pippy (subject: dissed Barbie Girl by Aqua)
Odd follow-up reply from Pippy: "I love Cartoon Heroes - does that put me back in?" Short answer: NO!

Sep 18 '14, 11:43 Zork (subject: he claimed Jessica Simpson is "way prettier" than Jessica Alba)
Hilarious addition: Reagen - "There must be some sort of superstition about making a sworn enemy on your birthday."

Jan 9 '16, 14:34 emoticripple (subject: badmouthing Kung Fu Panda 3's trailer)

Feb 29 '16, 08:39 ty97 (subject: "I want Gaga to perform at the Oscars every year.")

Unmistakable conclusion: Ty's had a bad year.

Witty rejoinder from a later reply: "She sounds like a meth-addled trucker."

Nov 3 '16, 17:28 Mop (subject: mostly hating Closer by the Chainsmokers, the best song of the year.)


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