Odd David Trivia: the following people are my sworn enemies: -- (edited)
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David (aka David)
Nov 3 '16, 14:46
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Mar 28 '10, 13:25 MojaveMeg (subject: she didn't like the book, The Strain)
Sep 7 '10, 01:53 Ralph Wiggum (subject: she criticized the writing quality of The Strain)
Added insult: "I am going to use your blood as the gravy for my mashed potatoes."
Oct 3 '12, 09:56 Inigo (subject: he praised the acting on The Walking Dead)
Nov 6 '12, 11:36 Diva (subject: her job with a bank I dislike)
Mixed message: "But this makes your post very funny."
Jan 25 '13, 16:07 Spamlet (subject: his woefully outdated tube TV...it was 2013!!!)
Apr 19 '13, 13:33 con_carne (subject: he couldn't wait for Collateral (!) to be over)
Jul 30 '13, 14:29 Kilbo (subject: he bought two copies of Bioshock Infinite without ever playing the game itself)
Sep 6 '13, 14:56 Hyde (subject: he interviewed for a job with the University of Florida)
Hyde then doubled down with: "yet another point in that job's favor! that might just seal the deal"
I hate having sworn enemies who don't use capital letters or proper punctuation.
Jul 14 '14, 13:49 Pippy (subject: dissed Barbie Girl by Aqua)
Odd follow-up reply from Pippy: "I love Cartoon Heroes - does that put me back in?" Short answer: NO!
Sep 18 '14, 11:43 Zork (subject: he claimed Jessica Simpson is "way prettier" than Jessica Alba)
Hilarious addition: Reagen - "There must be some sort of superstition about making a sworn enemy on your birthday."
Jan 9 '16, 14:34 emoticripple (subject: badmouthing Kung Fu Panda 3's trailer)
Feb 29 '16, 08:39 ty97 (subject: "I want Gaga to perform at the Oscars every year.")
Unmistakable conclusion: Ty's had a bad year.
Witty rejoinder from a later reply: "She sounds like a meth-addled trucker."
Nov 3 '16, 17:28 Mop (subject: mostly hating Closer by the Chainsmokers, the best song of the year.)
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I'm surprised wiggum's not on there more, or do you only get one entry? -- nm
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mafic
Nov 3, 16:22
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I regret nooooooooothing! nm
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ralph wiggum
Nov 3, 16:18
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That's current as of today? sweet! -- nm
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Max
Nov 3, 15:38
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nothing related to Blood Feud? Is it all for naught? or a seperate longer list?
-- nm*
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Beaker
Nov 3, 15:36
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I'm not sure exactly what I have to do to get on this list, but I'm sure I've already done it. -- nm
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Roger More
Nov 3, 15:34
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As many hours as I've served? Whatever. -- nm
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Qale
Nov 3, 15:26
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*resolves to try harder* -- nm
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TWuG
Nov 3, 15:22
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If I'm not on this list, I'm doing something wrong -- nm
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Crashquick
Nov 3, 15:14
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(early November 2016 edition) -- nm
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Mop
Nov 3, 14:56
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It's like the List of Jericho! -- nm
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pmb
Nov 3, 14:56
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*exhales* -- nm
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Tim
Nov 3, 14:54
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*satisfied*
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con_carne
Nov 3, 14:51
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So can you only see my posts at this point? Or is it a 'keep your friends close but your enemies closer' type situation? -- nm*
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Volnelk
Nov 3, 14:49
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*whew!* Made it under the wire! -- nm
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Mop
Nov 3, 14:48
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I'm fairly certain we are all flatscreen now so you might need to find a new reason for me to be your sworn enemy. -- nm
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spamlet
Nov 3, 14:48
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