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I often wonder what the Amazon pickers think when they're putting together my orders.

Posted by ReluctantCynic (aka ReluctantCynic) Dec 2 '16, 15:37

This latest one:

-- Norse Foundry dice
-- a D & D Fifth Edition Game Master's Screen
-- a copy of "Dungeonology: An Epic Adventure Through the Forgotten Realms"
-- several copies of "Disney Demystified: Volume One" (by some dude who runs a couple websites)
-- a copy of "The Daily Stoic: 366 Meditations on Wisdom, Perseverance, and the Art of Living"
-- two orders of 250 count pill bags (2 x 2 - 2 mL)
-- a set of stainless steel measuring spoons
-- and two rolls of black "Fetish Fantasy Pleasure Tape" (but don't jump to conclusions -- I buy it because it's the same stuff as kinesiology tape, but a lot cheaper).

Responses:

Does any one picker see your entire order? -- nm - Mop Dec 2, 15:49 2
- Here they do. Our morning show did a live remote from the warehouse last week. It is robot /human combo. But it is one human per. -- nm - Andie Dec 2, 15:54 1
  - I think a human has to check items in the box to the order, and make sure they don't rattle around the box too much in shipping -- nm - zeit spiced geist Dec 2, 16:09
To get a good idea, go through the supermarket checkout with only a cucumber and KY in your trolley and look at the cashier's face -- nm - Roger More Dec 2, 15:45 5
- Why would he need a trolley? How big is this vat of KY he's buying? -- nm - ty97 Dec 2, 15:48 4
  - or the size of the cucumber. -- nm - b. Dec 2, 15:53 2
    - :O - ty97 Dec 2, 15:53
    - *giggity!* -- nm - ReluctantCynic Dec 2, 15:53
  - Maybe it's Costco king sized -- nm - BAcon Dec 2, 15:50
I am getting colored underwear with stripes. What do you think about that Amazon Picker? -- nm - BAcon Dec 2, 15:44 1
- Duct tape, ski mask, cloriform, hand cuffs, several rolls of plastic tarp -- nm - zeit spiced geist Dec 2, 16:16
kinky geeky thoughtful druggy nerd. -- nm - b. Dec 2, 15:40
"Nerd perv." -- nm - Amazon Packer Dec 2, 15:39

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