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"Longneck Lukowski's Canned Meat my ass. More like Longneck Lukowski's Canned Poison." -- nm
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Qale
Dec 21, 10:57
2
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I guess that's one way to update an algebra word problem... -- (link)
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iSpam
Dec 21, 10:56
4
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GET LIT DETROIT!! -- (link)
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ML
Dec 21, 10:52
1
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"The left wants power taken away from the white establishment and they want a profound change in the way American is run." -- (link)
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Mop
Dec 21, 10:49
1
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DC has reached it's highest population since the 1970s. Keep that turnaround going! -- nm
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MDH
Dec 21, 10:41
1
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Truth is objective. -- (link)
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Beryllium
Dec 21, 10:31
2
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Apropos of nothing: I'm hungry today.
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ty97
Dec 21, 10:27
2
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Trump is probably our best bet for finding out if aliens really were/are held at Area 51.
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TWuG
Dec 21, 10:20
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If you're on iOS, buy Mini Metro for $1 today. You'll have at least that much fun (and frustration) -- (link)
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spamlet
Dec 21, 10:15
2
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States with negative population growth in 2016: -- (link)
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ML
Dec 21, 10:09
12
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Not a big name, but Kevin O'Morrison died (Sleepless in Seatle) at 100 -- (link)
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kilbowl full of jelly
Dec 21, 10:07
1
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Another day another racist white woman going on a rant (now viral) at a mall. That article is right, we really have 2 Americas. -- nm
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MDH
Dec 21, 10:00
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Almost wrote a joke so dumb that, upon consideration, I ended up closing the entire tab. -- nm
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Beryllium
Dec 21, 09:57
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Yeah, I did just shake the tissue paper previously holding two delicious cannoli with chocolate chips to free said same
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Mel Profit
Dec 21, 09:47
1
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Amazon, we need to talk.
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ty97
Dec 21, 09:42
11
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Come on, Carlos Slim? That has to be made up. -- (link)
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amoxy
Dec 21, 09:30
9
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When is a child old enough to watch Die Hard?
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Beaker
Dec 21, 09:25
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I rarely think like this. My kids are rather desensitized to most violence, profanity, and sexuality.
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Mop
Dec 21, 10:56
1
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conceive the child while watching Die Hard -- nm
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kilbowl full of jelly
Dec 21, 09:45
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conception -- nm
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ty97
Dec 21, 09:34
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In the womb -- nm
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Roger One
Dec 21, 09:29
1
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5 -- nm
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decline
Dec 21, 09:27
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I'd let my 10-year old watch it. -- nm
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Name Withheld by Request
Dec 21, 09:26
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When is a child old enough to watch 'Rogue One'? It's different from other Star Wars-es... -- nm
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Diva
Dec 21, 09:26
17
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12-13. First R rated movie both my kids watched was 'The Matrix" -- nm
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amoxy
Dec 21, 09:26
1
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a quck boob shot, hardly enough to even see.
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groiny
Dec 21, 09:26
1
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Dammit! What's that word I'm trying to remember?
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David
Dec 21, 09:22
10
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*head desk* - just found out the car I've been driving now for almost 2 years has a remote starter
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JenBro
Dec 21, 09:22
2
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Ah, home
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iSpam
Dec 21, 09:12
12
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Trump's bestie Corey Lewandowski is becoming a lobbyist and opening a shop down the street from the WH -- nm
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decline
Dec 21, 09:07
1
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NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO -- (link)
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ty97
Dec 21, 09:03
16
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Twitch observation: Russians looooove Bioshock. -- nm
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David
Dec 21, 08:59
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I feel like yes, the Santa's made several tactical errors, but mostly the game made the penguins too hard to kill and the Santas too easy to kill. -- nm
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rollo
Dec 21, 08:58
2
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Medical professionals enjoy the added complexity of delayed injuries! -- nm
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Reagen
Dec 21, 08:57
2
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...the day you add the word 'Bae' to your online dictionary at work... -- nm
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Diva
Dec 21, 08:56
6
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imaging a Viking Klingon actually.
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Mel Profit
Dec 21, 08:55
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zoom zoom -- nm
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kilbowl full of jelly
Dec 21, 08:54
5
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