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Posted by iSpam (aka spamlet) Dec 21 '16, 09:12

The Sycamore Police have received several reports of a loose cow wandering around the SouthEast part of town. We have been unable to capture the animal. If you, or someone you know, is missing a cow please contact us and provide us your contact information so if we do capture it we know who to call.

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I should note Sycamore isn't that small of a town either. It's connected to Northern Illinois University - spamlet Dec 21, 09:20
free steak! -- nm - Beaker Dec 21, 09:17
you should go find it and put it in your back yard so you can have free milk everyday -- nm - decline Dec 21, 09:13 5
- I dunno. If the cow can outsmart the entire police department... -- nm - iSpam Dec 21, 09:14 4
  - parkour!Parkour! -- nm - evasive cow maneuvers Dec 21, 09:17 2
    - I loved that bit (Why Him spoilers) -- (edited) - Mel Profit Dec 21, 09:25
    - EAT MOR CHIKIN -- nm - Elusive Cow Posse Dec 21, 09:20
  - personally, I'd want a smart cow -- nm - decline Dec 21, 09:15
ha -- nm - Andie Dec 21, 09:13 3
- Update: The cow continues to elude capture. If you are the owner, please help. -- nm - The Sycamore Police Dec 21, 09:14 2
  - Last seen driving a white ford bronco -- nm - eag Dec 21, 09:15 1
    - Ha! -- nm - Epiphany Dec 21, 10:28

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