ST Alpha - "On the scale of co-workers 10 being the best like, a co-worker gets you home after you drunkenly propose "bumpin' uglies" to your boss and 0" (Reading a Post)

SlickerTalk
Search Archives
The Leaderboard
The FAQ

Down to Post

Backboards:

Posts: 153

On the scale of co-workers 10 being the best like, a co-worker gets you home after you drunkenly propose "bumpin' uglies" to your boss and 0

Posted by Mel Profit (aka mel profit) Jan 9 '17, 09:16

being the worst like your co-worker starts dating your Mom where does...theft of a coffee/tea mug, stand?

Someone did this to me last week. It really didn't register until later in the week.

Responses:

Heck, I threw a tantrum when mine disappeared from the kitchen cabinet at the museum. - Meg Jan 9, 09:28 2
- 'threw a tantrum' = someone got dispatched to Gitmo. -- nm - Diva Jan 9, 09:32 1
  - There's a real risk that if you put something down it will be priced an put out for the semi-annual sale. - Meg Jan 9, 09:49
I'd report it as a theft. Get the police involved. Oh, man this would be awesome! -- nm - CQ Jan 9, 09:27 5
- I started with Homeland Security and will work my way up from there. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 9, 09:28 4
  - It could be worse.... - CQ Jan 9, 09:33 3
    - you tell everyone you're a stay at home dad but what you really do is write celebrity BDSM fiction. -- nm* - Mel Profit Jan 9, 09:39 2
      - Maybe, but you're never going near that mug again. :) -- nm - CQ Jan 9, 09:42 1
        
        Very true. Not after "Dirty Mike and the Boys" got a holed of it. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 9, 09:43
4 -- nm - Epiphany Jan 9, 09:19
two questions: Could they have assumed it was just an 'office' mug that wasn't anyone in particulars? and (2) is it, like, sitting on their desk with - Andie Jan 9, 09:17 1
- I'm 95% sure I didn't leave it in a common area and that it was on my desk. - Mel Profit Jan 9, 09:20
probably like a 2, I can't stand office thieves. -- nm - groiny Jan 9, 09:17
are you drunk -- nm - ML Jan 9, 09:16 4
- the office breathalyzer lies. [nm] - Mel Profit Jan 9, 09:18 3
  - One of my partners is legitimately Donald Draper-esque. We are moving offices and he has proposed a wet bar. -- nm - ML Jan 9, 09:20 2
    - you supported his proposal, right? -- nm - decline Jan 9, 09:23
    - I think we need some of that back. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 9, 09:22

Post a message top

On the scale of co-workers 10 being the best like, a co-worker gets you home after you drunkenly propose "bumpin' uglies" to your boss and 0

Replies are disabled on threads older than 7 days.