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In response to ""There's never been less demand for inaugural ballgowns in my 38 years," Marx told PEOPLE. Trump will lie about *anything*. -- nm" by mara

with his childlike gullibility and raging narcissism, if I were a prankster reporter I'd have *a lot* of fun with him. -- (edited)

get him into twitter wars with non-existent heads of state, the White House Dry Cleaners, the Muppets.

goad him into bad investments.

Plant the idea that there are 3 boobed aliens and that they find men with tiny hands super sexy.

Convince him that toilet water is a great hair conditioner but spur of the moment head dunks, preferably with a running start, are optimal.

Instigate a vicious all out social media war between him and the Trump-McDouche Burger.

Tell him the special glow in the dark White House Unicorn only comes out for the best presidents and that he should wait up until he obviously sees it.





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