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At my current assignment, one of my co-workers has a prosthetic arm. How did this happen you ask?

Posted by ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17) Feb 1 '17, 16:26

He literally LOST HIS ARM IN A SHARK ATTACK WHILE SURFING!!!!!

This is the most Australian thing ever.

Responses:

I read this post but no where does it say: Mel DON'T Read This! -- nm - Mel Profit Feb 1, 17:29
Dayum. -- nm - Callisto Buffalomeat Feb 1, 17:25
(it was really a vending machine accident) -- nm - Max Feb 1, 16:57 5
- This was no vending machine accident, wasn't any coral reef, and it wasn't Jack the Ripper. -- nm - Matt Hooper Feb 1, 17:23 3
  - Quarter goes in the machine, arm goes in the machine. Shark's in the machine. Sharky's Machine. -- nm - Squint Feb 1, 17:27 2
    - LOL -- nm - Mara Feb 1, 17:53
    - Hilarious -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 17:30
- So you're saying it wasn't a shark ... it was swedish fish? -- nm - Beryllium Feb 1, 17:04
And that shark grew up to be...... - prayformojo Feb 1, 16:34 13
- A Katy Perry dancer - ty97 Feb 1, 16:53 1
  - Snort -- nm - Epiphany Feb 1, 17:44
- a guest star on the early SNL's -- nm - Peglegpete Feb 1, 16:46 1
  - "Dolphin, ma'am." -- nm - Beryllium Feb 1, 16:52
- Davis S. Pumpkins -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 16:40 3
  - Any questions? -- nm - Beryllium Feb 1, 16:41 2
    - You get two hours and you get two hours and... -- nm - David, ST's Ultimate Lover Feb 1, 16:52 1
      - spoils - Beryllium Feb 1, 16:52
- This is good--I was just reading-up on that story too -- nm - Flavorize Feb 1, 16:40
- A back-up dancer for Katy Perry--Dreams do come true! -- nm - Flavorize Feb 1, 16:38 1
  - heh -- nm - prayformojo Feb 1, 16:38
- Frederick Douglass! nm - ralph wiggum Feb 1, 16:36 1
  - Ha! Pretty good! -- nm - Flavorize Feb 1, 16:38
I will now place that above: the Dingo's ate my baby. -- nm - Peglegpete Feb 1, 16:34
respect...nm - x Feb 1, 16:30
Bad Ass! -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 16:28 16
- A bad ass would be wearing *that* shark's teeth as a necklace, just saying -- nm - Z2G2 Feb 1, 19:22
- And he still surfs at that same beach! nm - ralph wiggum Feb 1, 16:29 14
  - Well if one could adjust to the one arm surfing,..why not? I mean what are the odds of a second attack? - JD Feb 1, 16:32 4
    - 50/50 - prayformojo Feb 1, 17:03 3
      - But what are his odds of being attacked by Monty Hall's goats? nm - ralph wiggum Feb 1, 17:05 2
        
        *golf clap* -- nm - Beryllium Feb 1, 18:03
        
        and you get two hours and... -- nm - David, ST's Ultimate Lover Feb 1, 17:15
  - No measly shark is going to ruin his me time. - spamlet Feb 1, 16:31 1
    - The shark also swallowed an alarm clock, so he periodically hears it tick, tick, ticking. nm - ralph wiggum Feb 1, 16:32
  - That is awesome. I can't say I would still be surfing after that. Or swimming, or building a sand castle near the water. -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 16:30 6
    - I wouldn't even *drink* water after that. nm - ralph wiggum Feb 1, 16:31 5
      - I'd smell like Howard Hughes on a bad, humid day. -- nm - Mel Profit Feb 1, 17:30
      - But that's because you're figuring on an average human response to such an event - JD Feb 1, 16:34 2
        
        Instead of the the usual surfer response. -- nm - . Feb 1, 17:03
        
        He is pretty badass in general. nm - ralph wiggum Feb 1, 16:35
      - We just got back from vacation. Went on 5 different snorkels. The first one in Aruba - Bacon Feb 1, 16:33

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