Heh. From fb
Posted by
znufrii
Feb 6 '17, 07:47
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"Mid third quarter the Atlanta Falcons statistically had a 99.5% chance of winning. As a result, none of them decided to play the fourth quarter and the Patriots pulled off an unbelievable win. Today, Tom Brady is expected to make his first of several executive orders for the upcoming 2017-18 NFL season. Include in those are the following:
1.) All footballs to be inflated to "whatever"
2.) His good friend Mark Walberg will be appointed as the new commissioner of the NFL in because Rodger Goodell is a liar.
3.) Even though it will hurt ALL teams, black players are to be temporarily banned because "we just don't know who the next O.J. will be". His words not mine."
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