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In response to "ST Poll: would you rather wrestle a bear or an alligator? -- nm" by Beaker

Alligator. I don't think I'd have a chance against a bear. Just too strong and heavy.

Posted by Krusty, baseball fanatic (aka krustylu) Feb 17 '17, 07:25

If you can get behind/on top of the alligator you can take it out. I'd still likely end up as its dinner but not nearly as quickly as with the bear.

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alligator bites are 2-3x as powerful as a bear - decline Feb 17, 07:32 10
- I feel like I can better avoid the gator and it'll be much easier to jam something into its mouth - Krusty Feb 17, 07:42
- Pippy will just wrestle that gator and lock it's jaws closed between her thighs. -- nm - Spawn Feb 17, 07:42 2
  - thighs of steel! -- nm - Epiphany Feb 17, 07:47 1
    - pleased to meet you -- nm - groiny, blacksmith Feb 17, 07:57
- one mouth vs one mouth +2 claws + 800 pounds -- nm - groiny Feb 17, 07:38 5
  - a full grown male alligator weighs as much as a bear. it really comes down to how close they are to water. - decline Feb 17, 07:44 4
    - for sure, if you take water out of the equation, I think the gator is a much less dangerous foe. - groiny Feb 17, 07:46 3
      - If on land, an alligator. If in the water, there is no answer. -- nm -- Spawn Feb 17 '17, 10:25 -- nm - Spawn Feb 17, 07:48 2
        
        As in the great Shark vs Bear dilemma, home field advantage is everything. -- nm - Reagen Feb 17, 07:50
        
        not even in the water, just near enough to water to be dragged in. - groiny Feb 17, 07:49
yeah, no one can take out a bear. -- nm - groiny Feb 17, 07:26 6
- I'm not saying the odds are good but it's been done. - Reagen Feb 17, 07:29 2
  - well, I suppose it depends on the size of the bear. - groiny Feb 17, 07:30
  - Alligator eye gouge is easier -- nm - Bacon Feb 17, 07:29
- Plus, they're rapey. -- nm - Krusty, baseball fanatic Feb 17, 07:28 2
  - heh -- nm - Beaker Feb 17, 07:33
  - so rapey -- nm - Epiphany Feb 17, 07:29

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Alligator. I don't think I'd have a chance against a bear. Just too strong and heavy.

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