what did I do yesterday? I sacrificed myself for the good of mankind.....
Posted by
dogbert183
May 1 '09, 07:18
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there was a drunk brought in arrested for a dui after plowing over an elderly man walking across the street. you could smell the alcohol almost 10 feet away. the cops brought him in for an evidence blood draw but the ass was refusing. for just a regular dui the guy can refuse, but when there's someone else involved there is a grey area. our risk management dept couldn't figure out what we could legally do so they said we couldn't draw his blood without consent.
the drunk asshole kept saying no to his nurse and the doctor and the cops when asked and the whole time was a loud swearing unremorseful dick. after seeing the guy he hit, I was pissed off enough to want to hit the guy, but I can't do that so I tried something else.
I told my boss that I was gonna try to see what I could do because I had an idea. she told me "you know you can't force him" and I told her "I know, I just need you to witness something"
I walked toward the drunk who was cursing out anyone he could see and stopped just to the feet of his cart. with a little attitude I told him he needed to keep it down and quit swearing. of course he told me "fuck you". I said "fine" and just stood there a moment.
he said "what do you want fucker?"
I said "nothing, I just need to get by your cart but I'm trying to make sure I don't get spit at"
he said "well then you better not walk past me" (the nice thing about drunks is they are so easy to manipulate sometimes) he had never even made a threat, but now it was all he could think of.
after a quick back and forth I started walking by and said "don't even think about it" of course right as I started he spit at me.
the significance? right then he lost his right to refuse a blood draw because an exposure panel had to be drawn. part of our exporure panel is an alcohol level! my cheeks still hurt from the grin I had hearing that asshole screaming and still trying to refuse while being restrained and drawn.
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Responses:
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ooooh. love this. -- nm
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Andie
May 1, 07:53
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well done! -- nm
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JenBro
May 1, 07:51
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You are the man Dogbert -- nm
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amoxy
May 1, 07:50
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very clever -- nm
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znufrii for Chipacabra
May 1, 07:46
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you are cool -- nm
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Zorkacabra
May 1, 07:46
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nice!!! -- nm
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loosilu for Chipacabra
May 1, 07:33
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nicely done. -- nm
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mafic
May 1, 07:32
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nee-chay! -- nm
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Diva
May 1, 07:31
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woot. :) -- nm
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Jelly
May 1, 07:29
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Way to man up. I love this story. -- nm
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Name Withheld By Request
May 1, 07:28
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Smooth. In the good way :) -- nm
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Beryllium
May 1, 07:26
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God I love this story. Dogbert 1, Drunk ass losers 0 -- nm
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Pippy - Go Team Chipacabra!
May 1, 07:25
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*Nice.* -- nm
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kelly
May 1, 07:25
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wow, nice jedi mind trick there -- nm
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prayforChipacabra
May 1, 07:21
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Nicey. -- nm
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JaxSean
May 1, 07:20
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