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In response to
"Speaking of HIPPA. "
by
Mel Profit
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*hears the dreaded utterance of that most foul body of laws known as HIPPA*
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*quickly rushes in from stage right in a double-time shamble wearing a half-completed couture opera dress made from leftover shower curtains*
*trailed by Sophia Donofrio, contestant on last year's Project Runway, who -- with a determined look on her face -- chases after me*
*hits Mel with a taser set on full stun and catches him as he collapses, easing him gently to the floor*
*whispers to Mel: "Hush now. It is better this way. Do not trouble yourself with HIPPA. No more nightmares, only gentle sleep."*
*turns back to Sophia, bows slightly, and escorts her back to her workshop so she can continue her exquisite work on the dress*
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