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To those slagging Gandalf on B2, did you win the Battle of Helms Deep? No ...I didn't think so.

Posted by crash davis (aka crash davis) Apr 4 '17, 10:14

The war wouldn't have been won with out Gandalf's leadership.

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would it kill him to launch a fireball or two, or maybe a lightning bolt? -- nm - groiny Apr 4, 10:58 5
- Would it kill *anyone* in Lord of the Rings tod do *literally anything*? - David Apr 4, 11:01 4
  - Legolas did quite a bit. -- nm - groiny Apr 4, 11:03 1
    - he invented skateboarding, he took down an elephant, he would have owned bullfighting. -- nm - groiny Apr 4, 11:04
  - "even the trees walked in that fucking movie" -- nm - Beaker Apr 4, 11:01 1
    - Ha! -- nm - David Apr 4, 11:06
Leadership is different. We're talking about him being a wizard. He's pretty lame at that. Leader A+ and strategist as well. -- nm - Remlik Apr 4, 10:45
John Wick would have won it in about 92 minutes of screen time - Beaker Apr 4, 10:19 1
- never bet on a hero who has the potential to go full Keanu on you at a moments notice -- nm - crash davis Apr 4, 10:21
exactly. - Diva Apr 4, 10:18 21
- Lets not talk about his... affection for Hobbits. -- nm - Spawn Apr 4, 10:53 1
  - He loves the halfling leaf! Puffin 4 dayz yo. -- nm - Shaun Apr 4, 10:55
- true. He's a good talker and convincer. -- nm - Remlik Apr 4, 10:46
- Remind me again why they couldn't fly on giant eagles the whole way there? -- nm* - LMS Apr 4, 10:21 6
  - Have you ever tried to tell a Giant Eagle that he is an Uber? Since you're breathing, I don't think so. (Plus Nazgul) -- nm - crash davis Apr 4, 10:24
  - Listen. he told them to 'Fly, You Fools!!' right before he died. Not his fault they didn't listen. -- (edited) - Diva Apr 4, 10:22 1
    - yup -- nm - Beaker Apr 4, 10:26
  - Clerks 2 for the win -- (link) - Beaker Apr 4, 10:22 [youtube]
  - The loophole of all middle-earthean loopholes. -- nm - volnelk Apr 4, 10:22 1
    - it will be answered in the one shot Hobbit One - Beaker Apr 4, 10:24
- And he cast Wyrmtongue's influence out of Theoden. That was pretty wizardy -- nm - crash davis Apr 4, 10:19 10
  - and he defeated the Balrog. yes, it killed him but he still did it and then came back badder than ever. - Diva Apr 4, 10:21 7
    - it killed him cause he didn't cast any Magic Missles at him! I mean christ shoot the missles at the balrogs feet on the bridge and watch him fall. - Remlik Apr 4, 10:53 6
      - Magic Missles only do a d4 worth of damage or so - crash davis Apr 4, 10:55 5
        
        per missle though, and at his level, that would have been like 100 missles. -- nm - groiny Apr 4, 10:57 4
        
        right? Instead he makes a light. -- nm - Remlik Apr 4, 10:58 3
        
        he is clearly confused, because he is using a sword too, which is a no no for wizards. -- nm - groiny Apr 4, 10:59 2
        
        I mean he could have cast his spells through the sword as well as lit it on fire. as a wizard Gandalf is just SAD! -- nm - Remlik Apr 4, 11:07
        
        multi-class! -- nm - Beaker Apr 4, 11:01
  - but he also came up with the idea of 3 movies for The Hobbit... -- nm - Beaker Apr 4, 10:20 1
    - got something against capitalism, comrade? Gandalf probably also created the Denny's menu tie-in -- nm - crash davis Apr 4, 10:22
I fell asleep during the Battle of Helms Deep. Does that count? -- nm - David Apr 4, 10:15 7
- spoken like a true Gondorian -- nm - crash davis Apr 4, 10:17 5
  - That's....me? -- nm - David Apr 4, 10:21 4
    - Some of us are Riders of Rohan, some are Passengers of Bree -- nm - crash davis Apr 4, 10:26 3
      - All of you are total dorks. -- nm - David Apr 4, 10:32 2
        
        Why aren't you busy looking for rodents sodomizing sandwich spreads? -- nm - crash davis Apr 4, 10:35 1
        
        I'm not looking for them. They somehow find me! -- nm - David Apr 4, 10:58
- Balance has been restored to the Universe I see... -- nm - Mel Profit Apr 4, 10:16

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