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my mother just sent me two short jokes my e-mail. They are the general quality of jokes that mothers send to children. Does ST want to see them? -- nm - ty97 May 1, 10:58 6
- sure. (does either involve a talking animal?) -- nm - Andie - Chipacabra for the win! May 1, 10:59 1
  - "This goat and this pig are getting it on behind the barn, and the goat says to the pig, "hey, are you porking anyone else?"" - ty97's email May 1, 11:01
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  - Would ST like to see jokes about ty97's mom? -- nm - Max May 1, 10:59 2
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      - *scowls* -- nm - ty97 May 1, 11:00
Even more and newer A-Rod stories leaking (making awkward passes at teammates wives and GF's, getting clubhouse workers to put toothpaste on his brush -- (link) - Beakacabra May 1, 10:56 2
- I'm sure there are stories like this about a lot of players. - Krusty May 1, 11:01
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dear coach - pigby May 1, 10:55
i don't know how people on real reality game shows for big cash prizes take it. i'm going nuts today. -- nm - Andie - Chipacabra for the win! May 1, 10:55 3
- it seems like you should be working on a documentary about the anticipation leading up to the announcement... and the aftermath. -- nm - Don Homer May 1, 10:57 1
  - it would be like Dealiest Catch....only with snacks.... -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:58
- tell dave to call himself the dragonslayer. and that he's come there to cut off the head of the dragon -- nm - pigby May 1, 10:56
Kinda neat. Amazon updated their bestseller lists so that it now includes days in the top 100. -- nm - Don Homer May 1, 10:51
I don't think you can categorically say it's dumb not to ask. For instance, you may be dating a girl for two weeks and you both decide to sleep - Loyola May 1, 10:46 16
- these hypotheticals are ridiculous. you can tell when a person is a slut and you can tell when they are looking for something serious - Guy May 1, 10:50 7
  - Uh... no. Trust me. -- nm - Spawn May 1, 10:56
  - Wait, you mean The Girl Next Door wasn't a documentary? -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:51 4
    - Man for a movie about porn, it was heavily lacking in the skin department. -- nm - Shaun - Chip sucks May 1, 10:53 3
      - I blame Pretty Woman. -- nm - Spawn May 1, 11:05
      - And yet, still hot. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:55
      - big time -- nm - Don Homer May 1, 10:54
  - hmmm, maybe. some guys pretend to be serious when they're not. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:50
- I can see this point, but *I* could never start a 'meaningful' relationship by laying pipe where I hadn't checked the walk-in traffic. -- nm - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:48 2
  - If you can check the walk-in traffic, i'm pretty sure you're not a singular visitor. -- nm - Will Hunting May 1, 10:49 1
    - on certain other forums, this would invite a very disgusting photoshop competition... -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:50
- What precisely isn't right about that? She can be the bike if she wants. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:47 4
  - yeah -- nm - Winona Ryder May 1, 10:48 3
    - this post could equally have been made by: Alyssa Milano, Drew Barrymore -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:49 2
      - ... Megan Fox ... -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:49 1
        
        she needs to get busy to catch the other 3. -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:50
maybe all three will immediately put out more often, try new things, and get infinitely *better* once they know they're in competition! -- nm - kare May 1, 10:46 16
- "Ladies, we're going to run this like the NFL combine. Once I start this stopwatch, you're on the clock. Let's see what you can do." -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:47 13
  - Well...chick #1 has a 4.75 time...but she has "game speed" and a 43" veritcal. - Jimacabra May 1, 10:49 12
    - That's why I like chick 3. Iffy times but great instincts for the game. Always seems to be in the right spot. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:50 11
      - chick #4 on the other hand is technically lacking, but boy does she have the creativity to make up for it. -- nm - znufrii May 1, 10:51 3
        
        "poise in the pocket"? -- nm - nubby May 1, 10:54
        
        I'm 96% sure you just brought this sports reference to a figure skating arena. - TFox May 1, 10:52 1
        
        yeah, I'm not quite sure where I was going with that... -- nm - znufrii May 1, 10:53
      - Does she catch everything thrown her way? -- nm - Will Hunting May 1, 10:50 6
        
        With her tongue. -- nm - Jimacabra May 1, 10:51 5
        
        Well, that's -5 points then. - TFox May 1, 10:51 4
        
        But where does she rank on the (spoils) - Jimacabra May 1, 10:53 3
        
        A basic skill required of most draftees, but they all score high on that one. - TFox May 1, 10:54 2
        
        It seems a no-brainer...but if the NFL can draft WR's that can't catch... - Jimacabra May 1, 10:56 1
        
        The pearl tramp stamp, however, is nearly universally pleasing. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:57
- Or better yet....foursome. - Will Hunting May 1, 10:47
- Maybe they'll all put out at the same time. Hmmmm..... - Jimacabra May 1, 10:47
There's nothing quite like the weekly hax chat argument. nm - Jimacabra May 1, 10:45 3
- *love* the hax chat! - kare May 1, 10:47
- STFU foo. -- nm - Shaun - Chip sucks May 1, 10:46
- chopsticks in the eyes come close -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:46
I step away from ST for 15 minutes and it turns all girly! -- nm - Mop (236 lbs) May 1, 10:43 1
- YOUR ALL GIRLY! -- nm - mara May 1, 10:46
"You are no longer to point at women in the cafeteria and say, 'I want to get that pregnant.'" -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:41
The next and fourth Hulu alien is... -- (video link) - nubby May 1, 10:40 [hulu]
"Hey honey, just wanna throw it out there, but i'm banging two other women." - Will Hunting May 1, 10:32 45
- so, if you found out a woman you were dating was sleeping with two other guys and just never mentioned it, that's cool? -- nm - Andie - Chipacabra for the win! May 1, 10:41 11
  - i should point out that they guy never said he was dating any of them - Guy May 1, 10:45 1
    - DING! or for how long or anything like that. -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:45
  - I'd be a bit pissed at myself for not inquiring about our 'status'. - Will Hunting May 1, 10:44 6
    - communication is a two-way street. I think in the end both sides share culpability, but the guy will get the blame. -- nm - znufrii May 1, 10:45
    - oh, ,i think the girls should be asking. -- nm - Andie - Chipacabra for the win! May 1, 10:45 4
      - And as soon as they do and this guy gives anything other than 100% the god's honest truth, he's slimy. - Will Hunting May 1, 10:46 1
        
        Correct. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:46
      - I do too, I just don't think it makes him squeaky clean. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:45
      - (if they want to know, that is.) -- nm - Andie - Chipacabra for the win! May 1, 10:45
  - yeah, kind of. ;) -- nm - znufrii May 1, 10:44
  - She was still letting me. I have to give her at least partial credit for that. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:42
- What could go wrong there?? -- nm - The Chipacabra Man May 1, 10:37 4
  - JImacabra? -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:38 3
    - Much better. I was trying to go with a Chicken Man thing... - Jimacabra May 1, 10:39 2
      - what do you have to do with Chicken Man? *confused gaze* -- nm - pigby May 1, 10:48 1
        
        Like Chicken Man...I'm constantly fighting off the TT ladies. nm - Jimacabra May 1, 10:50
- i asked before we went there. um, you know, if we were ever to go there. "are you dating anyone else?" done. i cared, so i asked. -- nm - kare May 1, 10:34 13
  - (i also asked if he hunted, listened to top 40 country music, and if he was religious.) -- nm - kare May 1, 10:36 11
    - heh. (so true on all three) -- nm - Don Homer May 1, 10:37 10
      - i could *probably* waiver on the country music, as long as he keeps it the hell away from me - kare May 1, 10:38 9
        
        I'm on a long-term mission to get the wife into country music. - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:44 4
        
        heh. true. i've attended many a party that was heightened greatly by a rousing garth brooks song. admittedly. -- nm - kare May 1, 10:45
        
        ~Show myself to the doo-oor~ -- nm - Will Hunting May 1, 10:45
        
        Why? If you do that, isn't it then incumbent on her to walk out and take your dog and your truck? -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:45 1
        
        Nice! -- nm - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:55
        
        waiver? so, like, force him to sign a country music restraining order? :) -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:41 3
        
        dammit. i was wondering if i spelled that wrong. -- nm - kare May 1, 10:42 2
        
        well, I didn't mean to highlight it or anything, I just thought it added an amusing level of legality to the country "music" debate. :) -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:43 1
        
        hee. ;) -- nm - kare May 1, 10:44
  - Was it the hardest thing ever to do? -- nm - Shaun - Chip sucks May 1, 10:35
- Translation: "I hate having access to your lady parts. Could you revoke that please?" -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:34 12
  - Though if someone uses that sort of language, hopefully she dumped him long before it got to that point. -- nm - Don Homer May 1, 10:36
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    - exactly. he knows it bother her, and that's why he's withholding. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:37 7
      - He knows his reasons for why he's not pre-emptively cutting back on his sex life by 67%....not that it bothers her. - Will Hunting May 1, 10:40 6
        
        then he's willfully in denial. of course he knows it bothers her. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:41 5
        
        not everyone is you loosi. - Guy May 1, 10:43 4
        
        is it not obvious? Why would they stop putting out if it did not bother them? -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:43 3
        
        there's a big difference between knowing and KNOWING. - Guy May 1, 10:49 1
        
        you were open and honest. that's good. that's what I'm saying. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:50
        
        Who knows if they'd stop? And why tell them, because who knows if they'd continue? :) -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:44
  - Seriously. The key is to tell the two you no longer wish to continue sleeping with so that you won't need to tell #3. -- nm - Will Hunting May 1, 10:34 1
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- agreed -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:33
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- There are things you don't open-book in a relationship. That doesn't make you unethical. - Will Hunting May 1, 10:35 1
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- so true. -- nm - kare May 1, 10:35
- this is how I see it. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:34
He's not lying. He's not telling the whole truth either, but he's not lying. -- nm - Shaun - Chip sucks May 1, 10:32
I think the women have the right to decide whether they're cool with it. Even if he's using condoms he could get plenty of diseases - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:32 6
- i cant tell if you're more offended by his having multiple partners or its an OCD germ thing -- nm - Guy May 1, 10:36 4
  - I'm offended that he knows it would bug them but wants someone to tell him he's not wrong. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:38 3
    - your making assumptions. he says he doesn't think it would bother them. - Guy May 1, 10:41
    - here, you're jumping to conclusions. -- nm - kare May 1, 10:41 1
      - maybe so. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:41
- But like I said, if they don't care how many girls he jammed before, why do they care how many he's jamming now? -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:33
OK, let me clarify: if the girl asked about his sexual history at all, even once, then I think it is incumbent on him to let her know if that changes. - TFox May 1, 10:31 30
- i think its beyond sexual history (or present). if he's lying about his social life at all, i think he's being dishonest. -- nm - Guy May 1, 10:34
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  - It is *frowned upon*?!?! Anyone who doesn't ask because it's *frowned upon* deserves to get Hepatitis Z-9000. -- nm - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:37 8
    - Is that even a real disease?!! GOSH. -- nm - Shaun - Chip sucks May 1, 10:38
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      - We run in different circles, obvie. But I think more of ST will agree that most get (at least) a light interrogation before entering the love canal. - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:42 4
        
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        We agree that some people are dumb. - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:51
        
        That is totally smart. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:43
        
        I've never been asked. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:43
      - The converse of course being that we all need to prep sex resumes. -- nm - TFox May 1, 10:41
  - except for AFTER sex - Guy May 1, 10:35 1
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- Exactly. -- nm - Will Hunting May 1, 10:33
- provided he's taking adequate steps to keep himself and his partners safe. -- nm - znufrii May 1, 10:33 13
  - condoms don't stop crabs, herpes, warts. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:33 12
    - I realize that, and I hope he does too. - znufrii May 1, 10:35 10
      - apparently not since he thinks condoms take care of safety. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:36 9
        
        he says he "uses protection", that doesn't necessarily mean that he thinks condoms are the extent thereof. - znufrii May 1, 10:37 8
        
        what imaginary condoms do you use that protect against everything? -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:40 4
        
        I was think more along the lines of communication as a means of protection. - znufrii May 1, 10:43 3
        
        obviously he's not doing t hat at all. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:44 2
        
        yes the 4 lines provided in the original statement definitively shows exactly what kind of person he is and how he treats woman and that he hates cats -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:45 1
        
        he asked if it was ok to do what he is doing as long as they use protection. that's what the whole letter is about. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:46
        
        do you know what they say about people who make inferences? -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:38 2
        
        no. -- nm - znufrii May 1, 10:40 1
        
        me either, I was hoping you did :) -- nm - Beakacabra May 1, 10:41
    - COOTIES!! -- nm - Don Homer May 1, 10:34
- I'll agree with that. It's every partner's responsibility to ask the pertinent questions. -- nm - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:32 1
  - that's fair I guess. it still seems sleazy though. -- nm - loosilu for Chipacabra May 1, 10:33
An error occurred while processing this polygamous relationship. -- nm - Guy May 1, 10:30
An error occurred while processing this request for total and complete honesty -- nm - znufrii May 1, 10:30
[An error occurred while setting this border] -- nm - Beryllium May 1, 10:29
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean. -- nm - Dr.Vermin, Space Monkey Mafia May 1, 10:29 1
- ~Knockin me out with her American thighs~ -- nm - con_carne May 1, 10:30

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