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"we need four volunteers to take a champagne-service limo ride to Louisville."

Posted by Reagen Apr 11 '17, 07:00

I bet that's cheaper than 3200 dollars and gets snapped up in an instant.

There, United, I just saved you millions in lawsuits and PR nightmare.

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yup, or send your 4 employees in the damn limo and not bother anyone already on the plane -- nm - Beaker Apr 11, 07:02 1
- i assume this doesn't work because it would count as work hours and would cause problems with their allowed schedules. -- nm - Andie Apr 11, 07:04
Are there hookers in the limo? - Epiphany Apr 11, 07:02 4
- "How about we offer four passengers the opportunity to join the Mile High Club with United's hottest stewardess?" -- nm - Emergency brainstorming session Apr 11, 07:04 3
  - brilliant!!!! -- nm - groiny Apr 11, 07:05 2
    - "I need a stewardess to 'volunteer'..." -- nm - Max Apr 11, 07:06 1
      - ie: the slowest one -- nm - Beaker Apr 11, 07:09
it's only a 4-5 hour drive right? -- nm - decline Apr 11, 07:01

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