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In response to
"Happy Birthday pmb! -- nm"
by
Andie
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*runs in...nekkid and crazy...wearing nothing but a powdered wig...carrying a briefcase...spotting pmb...charging directly for him...
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again surprised when he stops dead, eyes wide with surprise, fear, something...then turns and flees...shrugging as I pick up my pace...dropping the briefcase for extra speed...arms and legs pumping efficiently...narrowing the gap with each step...reaching out...fingers wiggling for the back of his shirt collar...grasping...leaning...finally clutching it and yanking him clean off his feet...listening as he hits the ground with thud behind me I apply the brakes...turning and reversing course...recharging as he staggers to his feet...leaping...tackling him in the face...bringing him down...
"does stuff"...
gets back up...towering over him I point down and scream*
Birthday!
*giving him a double thumbs up and then dashing off*
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