I maybe ruined the week (or maybe just Monday morning) for a poor Nissan salesman this morning....
I've asked before to be taken off their call list so I didn't even wait for him to take out his script. Just told him I knew his manager had asked him to call and make an offer, his manager was an idiot, they no longer had a vehicle that met my requirements, and I'm perfectly happy with the one I have now.
I'll accept bets on how long it'll be before they call again ;)