My mother on the phone right now: "You want to hear something good? Well it's sad too" -- (edited)
Posted by
ty97
Jun 24 '17, 18:53
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Mom: "A plane taking off from the local municipial airport crashed this morning"
Me: okay
Mom: "The passenger was killed"
Me: "oh, that's awful"
Mom: "and the pilot was injured"
(me, in my head: where's the good news? I guess it's coming now)
Mom: "And you know Chico's headquarters there on Metro? It crashed into that building. It crashed into their daycare"
Me: "MOM, WHERE IS THE GOOD NEWS HERE"
Mom: "It's Saturday, the day care was closed"
She loves her silver linings.
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