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My mother on the phone right now: "You want to hear something good? Well it's sad too" -- (edited)

Mom: "A plane taking off from the local municipial airport crashed this morning"

Me: okay

Mom: "The passenger was killed"

Me: "oh, that's awful"

Mom: "and the pilot was injured"

(me, in my head: where's the good news? I guess it's coming now)

Mom: "And you know Chico's headquarters there on Metro? It crashed into that building. It crashed into their daycare"

Me: "MOM, WHERE IS THE GOOD NEWS HERE"

Mom: "It's Saturday, the day care was closed"

She loves her silver linings.


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