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To take a break from things Trump, there are transcripts of the jury selection process for the Martin Shkreli trial! -- (link)

Posted by Roger More (aka rogermore) Aug 16 '17, 19:02

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juror no. 1: I’m aware of the defendant and I hate him. (harpers.org)

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If there ever was a jury I'd want to be on, it would be his. (besides you won't be shown gory photos that will scar you for life) -- nm - zeitgeist Aug 16, 22:22 1
- OTOH, yeah seeing his schmirk for days on end...that would be hard to unsee in your sleep too -- nm - zeitgeist Aug 16, 22:23
Juror 52 cracked me up... - Mel Profit Aug 16, 20:36
the court: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that? - crash davis Aug 16, 19:09
I love "I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick." so much. -- nm - Jovian Aug 16, 19:08
The best one is "And he disrespected the Wu Tang Clan!" nm - ralph wiggum Aug 16, 19:06 7
- I don't want to suggest that rap causes violence, but 100% of the people who bought the last Wu Tang album are now convicted criminals. -- nm - Mop Aug 16, 20:28
- Second best is: "The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to." nm - ralph wiggum Aug 16, 19:10
- I was saving that for Krusty -- nm - Roger More Aug 16, 19:09 4
  - Yeah, I'm a ruiner. :) nm - ralph wiggum Aug 16, 19:10 3
    - I saw it earlier on Facebook and of course that was my favorite comment. -- (edited) - Krusty Aug 16, 19:31 2
      - Unrelated note: Cinta is awesome! nm - ralph wiggum Aug 16, 19:41 1
        
        She's high energy and a lot of fun. - Krusty Aug 16, 19:50
Juror 59. Coming to theaters in 2019. -- nm - Jovian Aug 16, 19:06
To be fair, this is my boilerplate answer whenever I'm called for jury duty. -- nm - Mop Aug 16, 19:05 1
- Mine is, if they weren't guilty they wouldn't have been arrested. -- nm - Bacon Aug 16, 19:06

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