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I went down to the basement last night to get something from my workbench. I've resigned myself to the fact that the whole lower shelf has been given

Posted by prayformojo (aka mayhem) Aug 18 '17, 06:52

over to the spiders.

They goddamn own that now.

I'm sure that Eminent Domain would apply if I was serious, but short of clearing it out with a flame-thrower Arachnophobia-style, I ain't messin with 'em

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Obviously you need to introduce another animal to the mix that is higher on the food chain than spiders. -- nm - Strongbad Aug 18, 06:56 11
- SCORPIONS -- nm - groiny Aug 18, 07:00 5
  - Here you go: Arizona builder finds a strange creature in his home that appears to be part spider, part scorpion -- (link) - Beaker Aug 18, 07:05 3
    - that may be the ugliest living thing on earth. -- nm - Andie Aug 18, 07:06 2
      - but I am uglier inside right? -- nm - Trump Aug 18, 07:31 1
        
        the camel spider hasn't done lasting damage to an entire country, so, yes, Trump still wins that one. -- nm - Andie Aug 18, 07:32
  - just buy some bananas. Weather guy in Halifax found one; they had to kill it as was too dangerous -- nm - Beaker Aug 18, 07:00
- wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. -- nm - Reagen Aug 18, 06:58 1
  - Danger noodles! -- nm - Shaun Aug 18, 06:59
- Please do this. -- nm - Krusty Aug 18, 06:58
- I think ideally a larger spider would work -- nm* - oblique, SuperFeud Champion and Twelfth Astronaut Aug 18, 06:58 1
  - Shelob. -- nm - Shaun Aug 18, 07:00
Pick up the box in the attic, and throw it at that shelf. -- nm - Inigo Aug 18, 06:55 9
- yes that is just what he needs they'll just combine forces -- nm - Beaker Aug 18, 06:56 8
  - ghost spiders. just crawling all over you in the middle of the night. sweet dreams -- nm - CQ Aug 18, 06:58 1
    - the ghost of *every spider you ever killed* comes back for revenge. - Andie Aug 18, 06:59
  - There's no such things as ghost spiders... - Inigo Aug 18, 06:57 5
    - Arachnado coming soon to SyFy! -- nm - Beaker Aug 18, 06:59 3
      - So unoriginal. Spiderthquake! -- nm - Shaun Aug 18, 07:01 2
        
        pfft. SPIDNAMI! -- (edited) - Andie Aug 18, 07:03
        
        Spider Week coming soon to Discovery! -- nm - Beaker Aug 18, 07:02
    - And there certainly are not 768,201 of them hiding in his garage. -- nm - znufrii Aug 18, 06:58
better call John Goodman -- nm - Beaker Aug 18, 06:53 1
- *eats all the spiders* -- nm - John Goodman Aug 18, 06:54
you should build them, like, a mini swing set, and a play house. to scale. -- nm - Andie Aug 18, 06:53 3
- That'd be thoughtful. First, though, they gotta explain what the hell they did with our cat. -- nm - prayformojo Aug 18, 06:55
- I'm sure you didn't mean this to sound creepy - but it is. -- nm - Epiphany Aug 18, 06:55 1
  - oh, it would be super creepy, but awesome. -- nm - Andie Aug 18, 06:55

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