ST Alpha - "SB" (Reading a Post)

SlickerTalk
Search Archives
The Leaderboard
The FAQ

Down to Post

Backboards:

Posts: 153

SB

Posted by ty97 Sep 7 '17, 08:08

My parents are in Fort Myers (well, one town south).

My mother keeps saying "it's gong to Miami" and I'm like YOU'RE IN THE CONE!!!!!

Responses:

My sister and BIL are technically in Cape Coral, but it's close enough. -- nm - Strongbad Sep 7, 09:23
The cone of shame! -- nm - Max Sep 7, 09:06
I like the idea that this isn't going to swallow up the entirety of Florida. - Will Hunting Sep 7, 08:11 21
- It's supposed to be Cat 1 when it gets *here*. -- nm - Dark Callisto Sep 7, 08:55
- Right up the urethra. -- nm - Reagen Sep 7, 08:29 8
  - The Everglades are the bladder of America -- nm - Beryllium Sep 7, 08:31 7
    - What is NoLa? -- nm - Spawn Sep 7, 08:31 5
      - Tbh that works better as the bladder because of the Mississippi -- nm - Beryllium Sep 7, 08:38 2
        
        I guess that makes America kind of Intersex then -- nm - Beryllium Sep 7, 08:40 1
        
        Which also explains why America's wang ain't got no balls -- nm - Beryllium Sep 7, 08:41
      - Taint. - TWuG Sep 7, 08:35
      - Sinking. -- nm - Shaun Sep 7, 08:34
    - (Ok, I guess that's wrong - it would be further inland) -- nm - Beryllium Sep 7, 08:31
- Projected to be a Cat 4 when it hits Florida - ty97 Sep 7, 08:14 6
  - What do you think your parents will do when/if a mandatory evacuation order comes through for their area? -- nm - decline Sep 7, 09:12
  - Yep...there's no way this is good, no matter where in the state you are in - Will Hunting Sep 7, 08:16 4
    - Airlines have even put up flight waivers for the *panhandle* -- nm - ty97 Sep 7, 08:17 3
      - what is "flight waivers"? -- nm - amanda jones state university Sep 7, 08:35 2
        
        Most flights are non-refundable and involve change fees to change. When weather hits, airlines issues waivers to allow free changes -- (link) - ty97 Sep 7, 08:48
        
        People at the Georgia/Alabama border waving their arms and yelling turn around...go back to the pilots -- nm - Will Hunting, King of Astronauts Sep 7, 08:42
- Does this tie into the fact that Florida is the schlong of this country? -- nm - Spawn Sep 7, 08:12 3
  - Irma's going to engulf the entire thing. - Will Hunting Sep 7, 08:15 1
    - (I Saw My Baby Getting) Sloppy -- nm - devo Sep 7, 08:17
  - Are you referring to 👉👌? -- nm - Beryllium Sep 7, 08:14
FWIW I think she's right. -- nm - mud Sep 7, 08:09 3
- based on projection right now, sure. But it can always change. -- nm - ty97 Sep 7, 08:10 2
  - yep -- nm - mud Sep 7, 08:11 1
    - And as the crow flies, they are maybe 100 miles west of Miami so not exactly great. -- nm - ty97 Sep 7, 08:19

Post a message top

SB

Replies are disabled on threads older than 7 days.