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In response to
"hahahahahaha. The current lowest fares are being reclassified, bit by bit, as Basic Economy."
by
ty97
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Instead of that scheme, they should just reclassify by the average number of hours it will take a traveler to develop deep vein thrombosis.
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"Oh, you're in Economy Plus? You should expect excruciating pain in your legs about three hours after take off. But if you upgrade to Economy Silver Plus, we can extend that time to three and a half hours."
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