A little story from my local pub last Friday night... -- (edited)
Posted by
decline (aka Decline)
Oct 31 '17, 12:56
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There are quite a few characters who hang out at the pub I go to. A new one is Doug. He lives around the corner from the pub and walks there most every night. Doug really does enjoy his vodka.
So, last Friday night, Doug shows up 3 sheets to the wind and starts drinkin' more. The woman he is seeing, off and on, (she also happens to be one of my ex's - although that is irrelevant to this story) shows up and proceeds to match him drink for drink (part of the reason I stopped seeing her is the drinkin' thing). They argue and Doug leaves to hit the bar across the street.
He returns awhile later, drunker still and they argue again. Then, when she tells him she can't drive, he gives her his key and tells her to crash at his place.
Fast forward another hour or two and Doug has now picked up another woman who comes to the pub occasionally. They're gettin' all kinds of friendly, so they head back to Doug's to 'continue their conversation'.
Arriving at his place, they start to get hot and heavy on the couch, when lo and behold! out walks woman #1, still drunk and now screaming. Doug, bless his soul, calms her down and walks out woman #2. They head down the street to the Wawa, grab some smokes, and then Doug returns to his place and woman #1 - who is back sleeping in his bed.
Doug of course remembers very little of this, but is now seen as somewhat of a legend at the pub...
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