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In response to
"How do crabs get around on land?"
by
Zombie Amoxy
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A joke that my bus driver relayed yesterday: Two kids are walking through the graveyard just after sundown -- the spookiest time to be in a graveyard.
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Suddenly, the sound of a loud "tap tap tapping" breaks the stillness of the evening. The kids freeze in terror, thinking that some ghost or monster must be nearby. Thankfully, one kid points out to the other the source of the sound: a middle aged man in coveralls standing nearby and tapping at a large gravestone with a hammer and chisel.
"Geez, mister," one of the kids says. "You scared us. We thought you were a ghost!"
"Didn't mean to scare ya," the guy says. "They just got my name wrong."
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