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For the next James Bond movie, I hope all the women make the first move. -- nm

Posted by crash davis (aka crash davis) Nov 20 '17, 14:49

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*reflexively shoots them to protect his reputation* -- nm - 007 Nov 20, 14:55 1
- "Did the fake news media bother to tell you the first name of my accuser, Ms. Galore?" -- nm - crash davis Nov 20, 15:14
it's a long legal drama about Bond facing charges of sexual harassment by women employed at MI5. -- nm - colin Nov 20, 14:51 8
- This is extra impressive since he works at MI6. -- nm - Shaun Nov 20, 15:12 2
  - The women at MI6 are all heifers so he likes to eat in the MI5 cafeteria. -- nm - Max Nov 20, 15:13 1
    - Heh, I get your drift. -- nm - Shaun Nov 20, 15:14
- This could be a great SNL skit. -- nm - Max Nov 20, 14:57 3
  - Or Bond going undercover in Hollywood and getting burned on an unrelated escapade, endangering the mission. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 20, 15:02 2
    - Actually, endangering the whole 00 program. “They can’t be licensed to kill AND licensed to catcall” -- nm - Beryllium Nov 20, 15:04 1
      - *shoots a witness* "Moving right along to our next witness..." "She's a lying vixen." "WHOA WHOA WHOA, Mister Bond, not in this courtroom!" -- nm - Max Nov 20, 15:06
- The worst thing in the world for that would be putting him on desk duty. Idle Bonds are the devil’s plaything. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 20, 14:56

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