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And the winner of the Bad Sex fiction award is...

Posted by oblique, SuperFeud Champion and Tenth Astronaut (aka kkuphal) Dec 1 '17, 08:33

"She covers her breasts with her swimsuit. The rest of her remains so delectably exposed. The skin along her arms and shoulders are different shades of tan like water stains in a bathtub. Her face and vagina are competing for my attention, so I glance down at the billiard rack of my penis and testicles."

http://mashable.com/2017/12/01/bad-sex-in-fiction-award-2017/#tkDDalbJskqb (mashable.com)

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"With a press of a button the door locks. 'Click' followed by a 'thud' as I pull out my N.B.C. She's motionless, stunned at how big it is." - Matt L. Dec 1, 08:55
how many balls does he have? -- nm - groiny Dec 1, 08:35 1
- Or a very tiny dick - Will Hunting Dec 1, 08:41
Billiard rack? -- nm - David Dec 1, 08:34 4
- spoiler - Spawn Dec 1, 08:34 2
  - Oh, it wasn't confusing terminology, just lousy. -- nm - David Dec 1, 08:36 1
    - Award winning lousy. -- nm - Spawn Dec 1, 08:37
- Prepare for billiards --nm - oblique, SuperFeud Champion and Tenth Astronaut Dec 1, 08:34
billiard rack. heh -- nm - Spawn Dec 1, 08:34

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