"Oh, so we caught and arrested one of the most wanted terrorists in Afghanistan." "Great! How'd you do it!"
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"Oh, the president smoked him out himself sitting across a tent from him."
"... say what?"
"Yeah, he took a personal interest in it after that suicide bombing happened right at the base he was at after he met with two tribal leaders, one of whom was the terrorist."
"WHAT"
"Yeah, it was a pretty crazy week. The press secretary used WH counsel to beat a drug trafficking rap he was covering up for his brother."
"You... you have to be j..."
"And the president's chief strategist committed tax fraud. It's all coo now though."
"*gunshot*"
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