In response to
"Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 2"
by
Tim
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Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 3
Posted by
Tim (aka othertim)
Dec 8 '17, 17:10
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Since the biggest problem in America is wealth inequality, and their lawyers won’t let us all eat the rich, they have redistributed the wealth of the people who sent in money to this event.
Based on the survey questions when you enrolled (and I don’t even remember what they were), they identified the 100 poorest people who signed up.
They got checks for $1,000.
The next 10,000 poorest people got their $15 refunded.
I got nothing. “And if you don’t like it, tough titties.” says their letter.
Black card: “Oh shit! I just got _________.”
White card: My money stolen by Cards Against Humanity And redistributed to people poorer than me.
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