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Absolute disaster imminent, right? (inside...)

Posted by Andie (aka Andie) Jan 23 '18, 06:36

My co-worker started talking to a guy she met through a dating site on Sunday. Sunday afternoon they met up for the first time and took her dog for a walk. Last night (Monday, the day after they met) they had dinner. He gave her an **engraved silver heart key chain - with their names on it**, like "Tom (heart) Susan."

He just texted her a long poem he says he just wrote this morning, about her.

No way this doesn't end badly.

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He buys those key-chains in bulk. -- nm - Spawn: Six Time Blood Feud Champion Jan 23, 07:54
He's already bringing in the cleaning crew to tidy up the dungeon. -- nm - pmb Jan 23, 07:27 1
- Dilly dilly! -- nm - Spawn: Six Time Blood Feud Champion Jan 23, 07:45
*takes notes* - Mop Jan 23, 06:53
tell her to 'RUN BITCH, RUN FOR YO' LIFE!!!'. -- nm - Dave Chappelle si Jan 23, 06:47
Criminal Minds just got a 2 part story idea... -- nm - Beaker Jan 23, 06:39
Run girl! you in danger! -- nm - Epiphany Jan 23, 06:39 1
- Truth. -- nm - Oda Mae Jan 23, 06:50
Noooooooo -- nm - MDH Jan 23, 06:38
Are they 16? -- nm - Reagen Jan 23, 06:37 6
- 50+ -- nm - Andie Jan 23, 06:37 5
  - Non-funny answer: similar situation for a friend of my wife's at her work. he was a conman. would borrow one ladies car and tell his other girlfriend - Beaker Jan 23, 06:40 2
    - this is what scares me, honestly. -- nm - Andie Jan 23, 06:42 1
      - is he younger? -- nm - zeitgeist Jan 23, 13:48
  - Is he terminal? -- nm - Will Hunting Jan 23, 06:39 1
    - ooh, good question. -- nm - Andie Jan 23, 06:40

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